Cledus' Christmas Ball Lyrics

SANTA
HO HO HO HO HO
hohohohohohoho
And what do you want for Christmas little Sam?
SAM
I want the Billy Gilman action figure

SANTA
What about you Suzie?

SUZIE
I want the Grand Old Opry nativity scene

SANTA
And what about you Cledus?

CLEDUS
Well Santa
It's not what I want.
It's what I want to give...

It's Christmastime in Nashville for country singers one and all
I'm going to give a right nutty party
It's Cledus' Christmas Ball

I sent out the invitations
Heck I even rented out the hall
And I've got a big SACK full of presents
Male [CHORUS]
Cledus' Christmas ball...

Dolly Parton brought two JUGS
(*wolf whistle*)
Of wine everyone admired
Montgomery Gentry spiked the eggnog

Female [CHORUS]
Chestnut's roasting on an open fire

Somebody get Mark off of there
Ah the twin fiddles are playing'
And it's a sewingin' time for all
YEE HAW
Everybody's dancin' around
Male [CHORUS]
Cledus' Christmas ball
HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO

Shania'a under the mistletoe
And that line was slap down the hall
Boy I hope she enjoys kissin'

Male [CHORUS]
Cledus' Christmas ball

Willie Nelson's homemade brownies
Brought us all good cheer
Garth retired early again

[CHORUS]
But he'll be back next year

You can count on THAT
The party's dyin' down now
So