I dunno why you think that you are so brilliant
you think that you're superior to me
you may have won the last miss universe contest
but babe that doesn't mean a single thing
'Cos you - oh you - you make me spew
You're face is covered with a pound of polyfilla
you say it's just a bit of mascara
you look like some old w**** that's just come out of Soho
the clothes you wear don't help you much at all
Times are hard and I ain't indifferent
you seem to bring the devil out in me
the way you always paint your nails
you're always watching T.V.
you think that you're superior to me
you may have won the last miss universe contest
but babe that doesn't mean a single thing
'Cos you - oh you - you make me spew
You're face is covered with a pound of polyfilla
you say it's just a bit of mascara
you look like some old w**** that's just come out of Soho
the clothes you wear don't help you much at all
Times are hard and I ain't indifferent
you seem to bring the devil out in me
the way you always paint your nails
you're always watching T.V.