Davina McCall Lyrics

I think you're fit on the TV
I know you're married but not to me
I'll make you laugh but that is all
Why can't I be Mr McCall?
Oh I
Just think that you should really try
And find me a bit more physically attractive
Oh I
Think I could be the one to make you finally come around
I wish you'd come around
Oh come on please pop around

[Chorus]
Oh Davina McCall
Oh Davina McCall
Oh Davina McCall
You and me could have a ball
I may be a bit chunky
But I'll be your s****y monkey
Oh please Davina McCall
Pick up the phone give me a call
Oh Davina McCall

You know you want to try me out
But you are scared of who'll find out
Don't worry love
Its not that bad
I'll be the best two minutes you have ever had
Oh I
Am thinking that you secretly quite fancy
A bit of tubby loving action
Oh I
Think you should just follow your heart
And finally realise
I'll make you some mince pies
And you know you want to try

[Chorus]
Oh Davina McCall
Oh Davina McCall
Oh Davina McCall
You and me could have a ball
I may be a bit chunky
But I'll be your s****y monkey
Oh please Davina McCall
Pick up the phone give me a call
Oh Davina McCall
Oh Davina McCall

Yeah you and me would have some fun
But not a word on Radio One
I see you in my dreams
Like apple pie with lots of cream

[Chorus]
Oh Davina McCall
Oh Davina McCall
Oh Davina McCall
You and me could have a ball
I may be a bit chunky
But I'll be your s****y monkey
Oh please Davina McCall
Pick up the phone give me a call
Oh Davina McCall