Big b** Lyrics

Look at me baby, I'm a s** machine,
I may look really dirty, but I keep my undies clean,
Hardly knew I'd been around for years,
But I still go out drinking beers,
Now don't you dare laugh cause you think I'm old,
I spank the ladies' bottoms cause I'm very very bold,
My a** is getting flabby, but I ain't gonna worry,
Cause baby I go news for you.
(Chorus)
Big b**, big b**, I've a big b**,
I may be over 60 but I still turn ladies on,
Big b**, Big b**, I've a big b**,
It's tight, it's firm, it's Number 1.
Now don't get me wrong, ain't gonna do you no harm,
Put your hands on my a** cheeks and my b** will keep you warm,
It's big, it's hot, it's like a radiator,
Baby check me out cause I'm a s**y alligator,
Ladies out there, listening to me,
I've had a s**y bottom since the age of 23,
And yes I must react to claims that my -
a** was put together in a factory in Dubai

(chorus#2)
Big b**, big b**, I've a big b**,
I may look like a grandad but i'm still out having fun,
Big b**, Big b**, I've a big b**,
It's tight, it's firm, it's Number 1.
[x2]
Big b**, big b**, I've a big b**,
it looks good in my trousers and its voted Number 1
Big b**, Big b**, I've a big b**,
It's tight, it's firm, it's Number 1.