I Should Have Played Football in High School Lyrics

YEAH!
I should have played football in Highschool, then I could be like you.
I drive a Surroco and I think I was cool.
Every time i drive by, all the girls go "ooooo"
I should have played football in Highschool, cause then I could be like you!
Grade 12 UGO running shoes; you dress like all the jocks.
Then you grew your hair long and you're wearing Birkenstocks.
Go to demonstrations and you started planting trees,
then you get into your car, and you peel when the light turns green.
I don't care what tomorrow brings, I don't care about anything,
I don't care, just look into my eyes.
I don't care what tomorrow brings, I don't care about anything,
I don't care, just look into my eyes, IT'S YOU I DESPISE!
I SHOULD HAVE PLAYED FOOTBALL IN HIGHSCHOOL AHH [x8]
I SHOULD HAVE PLAYED FOOTBALL IN HIGHSCHOOL OWEO!