They had my yarbles on a plate
Two sickos from I'm sure the Garden State
They know this big s*** got no ka-ching
If she don't get loose she can't do a thing
Voila, cough medicine to share
Do you know that foxy moron from the stairs?
Can you not curb your Schadenfreude and glee?
He's all woman as you t***s can plainly see
Every day there's a stray hot child in the city
Come to claim all the ways and the tastes of the witty and urbane
Take a seat on the john, let 'em take glamour pictures
In the heat, skunky fog, in the sequins it itches, Salomé
Don't make a face...
Ooo, chocolate dandy welterweights
And viper jive Victrola 78's
It's White Slave starring Maria Montez
Let's wow 'em, Herculisa
Oops...you dropped your fez
Every day there's a stray hot child in the city
Come to claim all the ways and the tastes of the witty and urbane
Over time little lamb you'll burn like a tyger
But for now Cleopatrick, the anvil is still forming you
Oh Huffin' Muggles
Huffin' Muggles yeah
Two sickos from I'm sure the Garden State
They know this big s*** got no ka-ching
If she don't get loose she can't do a thing
Voila, cough medicine to share
Do you know that foxy moron from the stairs?
Can you not curb your Schadenfreude and glee?
He's all woman as you t***s can plainly see
Every day there's a stray hot child in the city
Come to claim all the ways and the tastes of the witty and urbane
Take a seat on the john, let 'em take glamour pictures
In the heat, skunky fog, in the sequins it itches, Salomé
Don't make a face...
Ooo, chocolate dandy welterweights
And viper jive Victrola 78's
It's White Slave starring Maria Montez
Let's wow 'em, Herculisa
Oops...you dropped your fez
Every day there's a stray hot child in the city
Come to claim all the ways and the tastes of the witty and urbane
Over time little lamb you'll burn like a tyger
But for now Cleopatrick, the anvil is still forming you
Oh Huffin' Muggles
Huffin' Muggles yeah