b***-Head: We need a chick.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, we need a chick who's cool.
b***-Head: Yeah, a chick who doesn't suck. Uh, no, wait a minute, that's not what i
meant..
Beavis: Heh heh..
b***-Head: We need a chick that's got tattoos on her b***.
Beavis: Yeah yeah, we need one of those chicks. Heh heh..
b***-Head: Yeah, and like, a chick who's like, you know, been around the block, uh huh
huh..
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, like a chick who's older, who's like, done it a lot of times..
b***-Head: Yeah, huh huh.. We need a chick that used to be married to some dork, and
so now like, she's like all wild and stuff.. Huh huh..
b***-Head: Huh huh.. This sucks.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, yeah, heh heh.. It's like, it's like, it needs to be louder,
Loud! Loud!
b***-Head: Is this like, wuss music? This sounds like Nelson.
Beavis: Yeah, heh heh..
Both: Duh duh (singing along)
Cher: They say our love won't pay the rent
'Fore it's earned, our money's all been spent
Well i don't know if all that's true
You got me, and b***-Head, I got you..
Cher: Babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
Beavis: Duh duh..
b***-Head: Huh huh..
b***-Head: I got flowers in the spring.. huh huh..
b***-Head: I got you, you wear my ring.. eh huh huh..
Cher: And when I'm sad, you're a clown,
And if I get scared, you're always around,
Beavis: You're always a-rouuuuuuuuunnddd!
b***-Head: Settle down Beavis,
Beavis: Shut up b***-Head, that was cool..
Cher: Don't let them say your hair's too long
I don't care, with you I can't go wrong
Then put your little hand in mine
Ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb
Cher: Ooh, babe
Beavis: Yeah, heh heh..
Cher: I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
Cher: I got you to hold my hand
b***-Head: Whoa..
Cher: I got you to understand
I got you to walk with me
Beavis: Yes!
Cher: I got you to talk with me
I got you to kiss goodnight
I got you to hold me tight
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, yeah..
Cher: I got you, i won't let go
I got you to love me so
Beavis: Yeah, heh heh..
b***-Head: This is cool..
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, .. heh heh.. what's goin' on? Oh yeah..
Cher: I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
b***-Head: So like uh, Cher..
Cher: So like, b***-Head.
b***-Head: Is it true you used to be like, uh, married to that Bawno dude?
Cher: Bono, Sonny Bono.
b***-Head: Is that dude, that's like, a cop, in San Diego?
Beavis: Yeah yeah, heh heh.. He's a cop! Heh heh..
Cher: No, no.. he was a mayor of Palm Springs..
b***-Head: He's a wuss.
Beavis: Yeah,
Cher: Yeah, well, yeah..
Beavis: He sucks.
Cher: Yeah, well, kinda, yeah..
b***-Head: So like, uh, Cher, I heard you're like, you know, into young dudes?
Cher: Yeah, well, you feelin' lucky b***-Head?
b***-Head: Huh huh..
Cher: You know, all ya gotta do is just,
b***-Head: Uh, huh huh..
Cher: Yeah, lose, you know, lose you know who.
b***-Head: Hey Beavis, get outta here.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, we need a chick who's cool.
b***-Head: Yeah, a chick who doesn't suck. Uh, no, wait a minute, that's not what i
meant..
Beavis: Heh heh..
b***-Head: We need a chick that's got tattoos on her b***.
Beavis: Yeah yeah, we need one of those chicks. Heh heh..
b***-Head: Yeah, and like, a chick who's like, you know, been around the block, uh huh
huh..
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, like a chick who's older, who's like, done it a lot of times..
b***-Head: Yeah, huh huh.. We need a chick that used to be married to some dork, and
so now like, she's like all wild and stuff.. Huh huh..
b***-Head: Huh huh.. This sucks.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, yeah, heh heh.. It's like, it's like, it needs to be louder,
Loud! Loud!
b***-Head: Is this like, wuss music? This sounds like Nelson.
Beavis: Yeah, heh heh..
Both: Duh duh (singing along)
Cher: They say our love won't pay the rent
'Fore it's earned, our money's all been spent
Well i don't know if all that's true
You got me, and b***-Head, I got you..
Cher: Babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
Beavis: Duh duh..
b***-Head: Huh huh..
b***-Head: I got flowers in the spring.. huh huh..
b***-Head: I got you, you wear my ring.. eh huh huh..
Cher: And when I'm sad, you're a clown,
And if I get scared, you're always around,
Beavis: You're always a-rouuuuuuuuunnddd!
b***-Head: Settle down Beavis,
Beavis: Shut up b***-Head, that was cool..
Cher: Don't let them say your hair's too long
I don't care, with you I can't go wrong
Then put your little hand in mine
Ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb
Cher: Ooh, babe
Beavis: Yeah, heh heh..
Cher: I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
Cher: I got you to hold my hand
b***-Head: Whoa..
Cher: I got you to understand
I got you to walk with me
Beavis: Yes!
Cher: I got you to talk with me
I got you to kiss goodnight
I got you to hold me tight
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, yeah..
Cher: I got you, i won't let go
I got you to love me so
Beavis: Yeah, heh heh..
b***-Head: This is cool..
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, .. heh heh.. what's goin' on? Oh yeah..
Cher: I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
b***-Head: So like uh, Cher..
Cher: So like, b***-Head.
b***-Head: Is it true you used to be like, uh, married to that Bawno dude?
Cher: Bono, Sonny Bono.
b***-Head: Is that dude, that's like, a cop, in San Diego?
Beavis: Yeah yeah, heh heh.. He's a cop! Heh heh..
Cher: No, no.. he was a mayor of Palm Springs..
b***-Head: He's a wuss.
Beavis: Yeah,
Cher: Yeah, well, yeah..
Beavis: He sucks.
Cher: Yeah, well, kinda, yeah..
b***-Head: So like, uh, Cher, I heard you're like, you know, into young dudes?
Cher: Yeah, well, you feelin' lucky b***-Head?
b***-Head: Huh huh..
Cher: You know, all ya gotta do is just,
b***-Head: Uh, huh huh..
Cher: Yeah, lose, you know, lose you know who.
b***-Head: Hey Beavis, get outta here.