Glad to Know You Lyrics

You wander in upon my life and haven't lost me yet
Said the turkey to the carving knife:
"What you give is what you get"
A fresh and mildly summers day, we thought would never end
Said the bloodhound to the stack of bay:
"I thought you were my friend"
I thought you were my friend
Glad to know you, and our way of welcome
Please to meet you

We laugh and cry as lovers will
And howl at many moons
Said the waiter as he wrote the bill,
"Please return the spoons"
As hand in hand we wander on
Through life's own wondrous maze
Said Robin Hood to Little John,
"There must be other ways"
There must be other ways
Glad to know you, a way of saying welcome
Please to meet you
Please to meet you

We rest and kissed and talked and strolled and buried precious idle
Said knife and fork to sausage roll:
"It's p****ly in the middle"
And thus it seems come rain and shine, the patience still unfolds
Said the piker upon the Anglers Line:
"I wish that I'd been told"
I wish that I'd been told
Glad to know you, and your very welcome
Please to meet you

I wish that I'd been told
Glad to know you, and your very welcome
Please to meet you

I wish that I'd been told
Glad to know you, our way of saying welcome
Please to meet you
Please to meet you

I wish that I'd been told
Glad to know you, and our way of welcome