Cheese & onion sandwiches & Derby chinaware
Fiddles & jigs, Woogie my dog
me Aunty Vi having a swear
Taking my dad for a pint or two on a Sunday morning stroll
Licorice pipes & baggy suits, Glen Hoddle scoring a goal
Catching a pike & riding me bike, old wooden wheels & a bowl of eels
That's what I like
That's what I like
Pie'n'mash in liquor & walking about in the rain
William books, comical looks, pianos, tramps & trains
Old films on the telly & picking the kids up from school
Coal'n'c***les & thunderstorms & plays on the wireless & all
Grandfather clocks & c**e & brandy, fountain pens & the Beano & Dandy
That's what I like
That's what I like
Little pubs out in the country, mother of pearl & Barnet Fair
The sound of a banjo, barbershop singing & having a kip in the chair
Burnt toast & beer from the wood & old Terry-Thomas's teeth
Jerry 'n Chet, Cannon & Ball & banjo pickin' Bill Keith
Home baked loaves & wood burning stoves, Shirley Maclaine & Petticoat Lane
That's what I like
That's what I like
Bubble'n'squeak & jumble sales, Little Richard & Jerry Lee
Bonfire nights, Southend lights & paddling in the sea
Polished brass & copper, Salvation Army bands
Violins & old coach inns & coloured elastic bands
Tea in the morning & winter beginning, fishing rods, frogs & Spurs are winning
That's what I like
That's what I like
A day at the races, old Fender basses
going down hopping in Kent
A new pair of braces, little kids faces
sleeping out under a tent
And Waggons & chickens
And picking blackberries
And swallows & sledges
And Devon & cherries
And Haddock & trotters
And horses & nippers
And cider & celery
Banjo & kippers
That's what I like
That's what I like
Fiddles & jigs, Woogie my dog
me Aunty Vi having a swear
Taking my dad for a pint or two on a Sunday morning stroll
Licorice pipes & baggy suits, Glen Hoddle scoring a goal
Catching a pike & riding me bike, old wooden wheels & a bowl of eels
That's what I like
That's what I like
Pie'n'mash in liquor & walking about in the rain
William books, comical looks, pianos, tramps & trains
Old films on the telly & picking the kids up from school
Coal'n'c***les & thunderstorms & plays on the wireless & all
Grandfather clocks & c**e & brandy, fountain pens & the Beano & Dandy
That's what I like
That's what I like
Little pubs out in the country, mother of pearl & Barnet Fair
The sound of a banjo, barbershop singing & having a kip in the chair
Burnt toast & beer from the wood & old Terry-Thomas's teeth
Jerry 'n Chet, Cannon & Ball & banjo pickin' Bill Keith
Home baked loaves & wood burning stoves, Shirley Maclaine & Petticoat Lane
That's what I like
That's what I like
Bubble'n'squeak & jumble sales, Little Richard & Jerry Lee
Bonfire nights, Southend lights & paddling in the sea
Polished brass & copper, Salvation Army bands
Violins & old coach inns & coloured elastic bands
Tea in the morning & winter beginning, fishing rods, frogs & Spurs are winning
That's what I like
That's what I like
A day at the races, old Fender basses
going down hopping in Kent
A new pair of braces, little kids faces
sleeping out under a tent
And Waggons & chickens
And picking blackberries
And swallows & sledges
And Devon & cherries
And Haddock & trotters
And horses & nippers
And cider & celery
Banjo & kippers
That's what I like
That's what I like