I'm Normal Please Date Me Lyrics

I don't think I like rejection of my little girl affections it's not dope
I've been crawling on the walls just hoping you will call while I've got hair and teeth
It's not that I don't have a life
Maybe it's sad I'm sort of glad that I'm
I'm normal please date me
I won't call you half as much as you call me
I'm normal please date me
I have only stalked a couple guys but they were not about surprises
Don't run away cause baby I'm your dream

I have got a lot of hobbies some of which include phone calls that hang up
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I was somewhat immature you won't believe how getting dumped makes
Girls grow up
All girls that say they don't obsess are full of s*** and such a mess but
I'm normal please date me
I won't call you half as much as you call me
I'm normal please date me
I have only stalked a couple guys but they were not about surprises
Don't run away cause baby I'm your...
There is no restraining order that will separate our love that's ever true
Even if I can't convince you my probation officer is kind of cute

I'm normal please date me
I won't call you half as much as you call me
I'm normal please date me
I have only stalked a couple guys but they were not about surprises
Don't runaway cause baby I'm your dream