[Intro]
This song goes out
To all the beautiful women
That dated all the Urkels
All the Lauras that dated the Urkels
And all the Eddies that dated the Murtels
[Verse 1]
Low self esteem
with an arrogance to match with it
Talented i balance it match wits with it
d*** lady you find great dress
When was the last time you had an AIDs test
Am i playing? yes Romaaaance
I got contagious love so when we hold hands
I can feel your illness through your glands
And i see your stillness in your glance
Am i too deep for this first conversation?
Ill shut up n just walk to the next train station
Im just sayin i wanna make Frikky Love
No glove that raw real sticky love
But no love if you gimme that itchy love
Then she walks away im pretty f*****
No game not even a cheat
Either i fine me a reasonably freak
or i beat my meat
[Chorus]
She prettier than a m***** f*****
Gotta get her name number social security digits
She badder than a m***** f*****
Gotta get her home get her drunk
and as soon as im in it im
im
baby ya
[Verse 2]
Yo i used to wild the f*** out at this ladies house
Till i met some other b**** that played me out
I swear i didnt get head she ate me out
Now im Franz Fernagen hopin the b**** will take me out
not the dating route we went to church together
slept on the couch felt like my back hurt the leather
I wanted to tell her i love her write the perfect letter
but in the end i guess its worth it to sweat her
My other lady been buggin out lately
Mainly cause she knows i been seein this other lady
i mean i said i love you not that you own me
f*** what my body said Ohh Dee
Okey dokey hate me in the morning but you got good p****
Why didnt you warn me d***
f*** am i supposed to do s*** haha
[Chorus]
She prettier than a m***** f*****
Gotta get her name number social security digits
She badder than a m***** f*****
Gotta get her home get her drunk
and as soon as im in it im
im
baby ya
[Verse 3]
Don Imus cause white chicks scare me
Rr maybe its cause i like being
compared to the last n**** that was trifling
Nah somebody deck me i never been with a Becky
WELL for longer than a summer Brake
im the color of ginger ale i dont want the hate
Had a few jungle fever affairs
but nothing too deep im leaving it there
I been f****** with Island girls n Brooklyn girls
Harlem girls are cool ok
Maybe i need to slow down with the race choice
Find a white chick that goes down n has a great voice
So i dream away ice grill n Tina fay
Meagan Fox Sherry oTerry yea i dont care
I mean the hood says im the black Limbaugh
Why would i ever feel p***** off n****
[Chorus]
She prettier than a m***** f*****
Gotta get her name number social security digits
She badder than a m***** f*****
Gotta get her home get her drunk
and as soon as im in it im
Charles Hamilton
im
Charles Hamilton
baby im
Charles Hamilton
CHARLES HAMILTOn
She prettier than a m***** f*****
Gotta get her name number social security digits
She badder than a m***** f*****
Gotta get her home get her drunk
and as soon as im in it im
im
baby ya
This song goes out
To all the beautiful women
That dated all the Urkels
All the Lauras that dated the Urkels
And all the Eddies that dated the Murtels
[Verse 1]
Low self esteem
with an arrogance to match with it
Talented i balance it match wits with it
d*** lady you find great dress
When was the last time you had an AIDs test
Am i playing? yes Romaaaance
I got contagious love so when we hold hands
I can feel your illness through your glands
And i see your stillness in your glance
Am i too deep for this first conversation?
Ill shut up n just walk to the next train station
Im just sayin i wanna make Frikky Love
No glove that raw real sticky love
But no love if you gimme that itchy love
Then she walks away im pretty f*****
No game not even a cheat
Either i fine me a reasonably freak
or i beat my meat
[Chorus]
She prettier than a m***** f*****
Gotta get her name number social security digits
She badder than a m***** f*****
Gotta get her home get her drunk
and as soon as im in it im
im
baby ya
[Verse 2]
Yo i used to wild the f*** out at this ladies house
Till i met some other b**** that played me out
I swear i didnt get head she ate me out
Now im Franz Fernagen hopin the b**** will take me out
not the dating route we went to church together
slept on the couch felt like my back hurt the leather
I wanted to tell her i love her write the perfect letter
but in the end i guess its worth it to sweat her
My other lady been buggin out lately
Mainly cause she knows i been seein this other lady
i mean i said i love you not that you own me
f*** what my body said Ohh Dee
Okey dokey hate me in the morning but you got good p****
Why didnt you warn me d***
f*** am i supposed to do s*** haha
[Chorus]
She prettier than a m***** f*****
Gotta get her name number social security digits
She badder than a m***** f*****
Gotta get her home get her drunk
and as soon as im in it im
im
baby ya
[Verse 3]
Don Imus cause white chicks scare me
Rr maybe its cause i like being
compared to the last n**** that was trifling
Nah somebody deck me i never been with a Becky
WELL for longer than a summer Brake
im the color of ginger ale i dont want the hate
Had a few jungle fever affairs
but nothing too deep im leaving it there
I been f****** with Island girls n Brooklyn girls
Harlem girls are cool ok
Maybe i need to slow down with the race choice
Find a white chick that goes down n has a great voice
So i dream away ice grill n Tina fay
Meagan Fox Sherry oTerry yea i dont care
I mean the hood says im the black Limbaugh
Why would i ever feel p***** off n****
[Chorus]
She prettier than a m***** f*****
Gotta get her name number social security digits
She badder than a m***** f*****
Gotta get her home get her drunk
and as soon as im in it im
Charles Hamilton
im
Charles Hamilton
baby im
Charles Hamilton
CHARLES HAMILTOn
She prettier than a m***** f*****
Gotta get her name number social security digits
She badder than a m***** f*****
Gotta get her home get her drunk
and as soon as im in it im
im
baby ya