There's a collection of rocks inside my house
and don't f*****' ask me why they're there
cuz they don't do much else but smoke and watch
TV and smoke some more and then comb their f****** hair
and in 20 years from now
I can see them all fat and old
sitting around all day
in front of a dozen talk shows in a f****** row
and b******* about how their lousy ? jobs
are so f****** miserable
I don't wanna be a stagnant rock
I wanna life
and I don't wanna drinking buddy
or play f****** pool all night with the other bar flies
Yeah, you can sit here forever and collect dust
cuz it's all you f*****' need
Once the novelty's worn off
you just look like normal rocks to me
and don't f*****' ask me why they're there
cuz they don't do much else but smoke and watch
TV and smoke some more and then comb their f****** hair
and in 20 years from now
I can see them all fat and old
sitting around all day
in front of a dozen talk shows in a f****** row
and b******* about how their lousy ? jobs
are so f****** miserable
I don't wanna be a stagnant rock
I wanna life
and I don't wanna drinking buddy
or play f****** pool all night with the other bar flies
Yeah, you can sit here forever and collect dust
cuz it's all you f*****' need
Once the novelty's worn off
you just look like normal rocks to me