You whip it out
And you wag it around
You take it out
For a night on the town
You show it off for all to see
But you'll never be as big
And long and hard as me
You're such a giver
When you're spreadin' your seed
But all your passion
Is just fueled by greed
Keep on boastin' about all your fun
But I'm the m***********
With the big pink gun
I stand erected
You c*** and load like a .44
Your only victim is a two-dollar w****
You call yourself the god of the bed
But when I whip out mine
You're gonna fear where I tread
You're such a man when you're
Swingin' your dork,
Your only question is
Which hooker to pork?
You named your phallus
And you call him "Scud"
But if you saw my missile
You would know who's the stud
I stand erected
I'm lifting weights every time that I p***
I close my nights with an o*****ic kiss
I take my sword; I slice through the skin
I'll huff and I'll puff
And I'll shove my c*** in
And you wag it around
You take it out
For a night on the town
You show it off for all to see
But you'll never be as big
And long and hard as me
You're such a giver
When you're spreadin' your seed
But all your passion
Is just fueled by greed
Keep on boastin' about all your fun
But I'm the m***********
With the big pink gun
I stand erected
You c*** and load like a .44
Your only victim is a two-dollar w****
You call yourself the god of the bed
But when I whip out mine
You're gonna fear where I tread
You're such a man when you're
Swingin' your dork,
Your only question is
Which hooker to pork?
You named your phallus
And you call him "Scud"
But if you saw my missile
You would know who's the stud
I stand erected
I'm lifting weights every time that I p***
I close my nights with an o*****ic kiss
I take my sword; I slice through the skin
I'll huff and I'll puff
And I'll shove my c*** in