Some people think
The perfect fantasy
Is the girl next door
But my dream girl
Has got the keys
To my heart and home
I never dreamed
That in a million years
She'd settle for me
This room's to let,
I only advertised
This morning
But here you are,
With three months' rent
And references
That shine beyond belief
"Take me to my room,"
You said,
"No time to lose,"
You said,
And now you're making omelettes
And you ask me,
"Who's that girl on the fridge?"
And I'm telling my life story
But I guess she's too good for me
She's not my girlfriend
She's just a friend who's a girl
She's my colleague,
She's my best mate
And she rocks my world
I want to tell her,
But I just can't find the time
Or find the words
(Oh) for god's sake
Kiss the girl!
A quiet night in
But we won't even know
You're here
No phones no interruptions
Maybe now's my chance
To tell her how I feel
But now you're here and I can't think
So why not stay and have a drink?
(Spoken)
I don't mind if you don't mind
Do you wanna stay?
I don't mind!
Great
And now she's going to live with monkeys
See the world, and disappear
Am I what's keeping her here?
She's not my girlfriend
She's just a friend who's a girl
She's my colleague,
She's my best mate
And she rocks my world
I want to tell her
But I just can't find the time
Or find the words
(Oh) for god's sake,
Kiss the girl!
I can't take this anymore
I want you to go
'Cause you're talking to a cat
And everybody loves you
And you're better than me at football
And my job
And now Sophie's all monkeys, monkeys, monkeys
You're going to take her away from me.
Alright I didn't want to do this
But it might be the only way
The world will end
If you don't concentrate
On why you want to stay
So, Mr. Sofa Man,
What's keeping you here?
Sophie! I don't wanna leave
Sophie! I can't leave
Sophie! I love you, Sophie
But what about the monkeys?
Oh, not again
Not when the world's about to burn
Just for god's sake
Kiss the girl!
The perfect fantasy
Is the girl next door
But my dream girl
Has got the keys
To my heart and home
I never dreamed
That in a million years
She'd settle for me
This room's to let,
I only advertised
This morning
But here you are,
With three months' rent
And references
That shine beyond belief
"Take me to my room,"
You said,
"No time to lose,"
You said,
And now you're making omelettes
And you ask me,
"Who's that girl on the fridge?"
And I'm telling my life story
But I guess she's too good for me
She's not my girlfriend
She's just a friend who's a girl
She's my colleague,
She's my best mate
And she rocks my world
I want to tell her,
But I just can't find the time
Or find the words
(Oh) for god's sake
Kiss the girl!
A quiet night in
But we won't even know
You're here
No phones no interruptions
Maybe now's my chance
To tell her how I feel
But now you're here and I can't think
So why not stay and have a drink?
(Spoken)
I don't mind if you don't mind
Do you wanna stay?
I don't mind!
Great
And now she's going to live with monkeys
See the world, and disappear
Am I what's keeping her here?
She's not my girlfriend
She's just a friend who's a girl
She's my colleague,
She's my best mate
And she rocks my world
I want to tell her
But I just can't find the time
Or find the words
(Oh) for god's sake,
Kiss the girl!
I can't take this anymore
I want you to go
'Cause you're talking to a cat
And everybody loves you
And you're better than me at football
And my job
And now Sophie's all monkeys, monkeys, monkeys
You're going to take her away from me.
Alright I didn't want to do this
But it might be the only way
The world will end
If you don't concentrate
On why you want to stay
So, Mr. Sofa Man,
What's keeping you here?
Sophie! I don't wanna leave
Sophie! I can't leave
Sophie! I love you, Sophie
But what about the monkeys?
Oh, not again
Not when the world's about to burn
Just for god's sake
Kiss the girl!