The Truth About Snow White Lyrics

Ten dwarfs walking whistling, singing
joking, bouncing making noise ten? ... ten!
had some drinks after work
now they're heading towards home
But they're in for a big surprise, they're about to meet
snow-white

red lips
white skin
black hair
snow-white has
flirt bit,
bint, wench
fairy-w****

snow: white
blood: red
heart: black
snow-white has
minx, s***
slag, tart
fairy-w****

One dwarf had a heart-attack
he couldn´t face the mess
another having no more weed
spiralled in deep depressions
three and four killed each other
in a jealous fury
number five, with other tendencies
escaped to find his prince
Meanwhile, comatose, happy in a dwarf´s warm bed:
snow-white!

red lips...

After years of subservience
they were close to death
a pathetic prince appeared
with gleeful number five in tow
snow-white, bored of midgets and obvious shortfalls
seduced the man; of course
eloping with the somewhat less pathetic prince
she left the dwarfs, helpless, in a mess
red: red
white: white
black: black
ebony
snow: snow
blood: blood
fairy w****

Seven dwarfs walking whistling, singing
joking, bouncing, making noise
they all recovered very quickly
once surrounded by their friends
they hired a retired sorceress
as protection for their home
just in case another day
snow-white comes along

Meanwhile, comatose, happy in his bed:
the prince!

red lips...