The Wrong George Lyrics

Dave Perkins: Hello?

Female voice: Hello.
Dave: Yes.

Female voice: Is this David Perkins' residence?

Dave: This is it.

Female voice: Is this David Perkins' residence?

Dave: This is it.

Female voice: It is?

Dave: Yes.

Female voice: Well is he there?

Dave: This is he.

Female voice: Is he there?

Dave: This is he.

Female voice: Can I speak to him?

Dave: This is he.

Female voice: David?

Dave: Yes.

Female voice: Is that David?
Dave: This is he.

Female voice: Do you know who this is?

Dave: No I don't.

Female voice: Huh?

Dave: No I don't.

Female voice: This is Mr. Edmonds. You know Mr. Edmonds?

Dave: No I don't.

Female voice: Do you know Mr. Edmonds?

Dave: No I don't. I think you've got the wrong number, ma'am.

Female voice: Is this David's residence? David Perkins?

Dave: Yes, it is, but I think you've got the wrong David Perkins.

Female voice: David Perkins? Well, he ought to know me. David?
Dave: Yes?

Female voice: Have you got a brother named George?

Dave: No I don't.

Female voice: Huh?

Dave: No I don't.

Female voice: You haven't got a brother named George?

Dave: No I don't.

Female voice: You don't have?

Dave: No I don't, ma'am.

Female voice: Well I can't understand it. Uhm, you oughta know me, I kept you children when you were little, if you're still the right one.

Dave: No, uh, not unless you lived in New Jersey, uhm, you don't know me when I was...

Female voice: You don't know me?

Dave: No ma'am.

Female voice: Well, I'm sorry, I've got the wrong George then, I guess.

(sound of phone hanging up)