Haven't I seen your face before
Weren't you down on the kitchen floor
Grandma lost her hearing aid
Let's go have fun with the maid
Wetspots, when I talk to you
Wetspots, give you a clue
Can't help it, can't hide my thoughts
Can't help it, can't hide these spots
When you hold my hand that way
My emotions hit the fray
Can't hold back my strong emotions
Can't control this magic lotion
Wetspots, when I talk to you
Wetspots, give you a clue
Can't help it, can't hide my thoughts
Can't help it, can't hide these spots
I don't know if you know what I feel down so low
All I know is a sudden surge
I'm a normal growing boy
Got a normal growing urge
Wetspots, when I talk to you
Wetspots, give you a clue
Can't help it, can't hide my thoughts
Can't help it, can't hide these spots
Wetspots
Wetspots
Weren't you down on the kitchen floor
Grandma lost her hearing aid
Let's go have fun with the maid
Wetspots, when I talk to you
Wetspots, give you a clue
Can't help it, can't hide my thoughts
Can't help it, can't hide these spots
When you hold my hand that way
My emotions hit the fray
Can't hold back my strong emotions
Can't control this magic lotion
Wetspots, when I talk to you
Wetspots, give you a clue
Can't help it, can't hide my thoughts
Can't help it, can't hide these spots
I don't know if you know what I feel down so low
All I know is a sudden surge
I'm a normal growing boy
Got a normal growing urge
Wetspots, when I talk to you
Wetspots, give you a clue
Can't help it, can't hide my thoughts
Can't help it, can't hide these spots
Wetspots
Wetspots