If I could share my life with you.
Just think how happy we'd be.
We'd share our hovel built for two.
Complete with vermin for three.
We could while away each hopeless day.
Comparing open sores.
Yes, life would blow.
But much less, though.
If I could share mine with yours.
No, I can't. It's impossible!
If I could share my life with you.
Admit it, it would be nice.
We'd share one cot, one chamber pot.
Plus trench mouth, tapeworms, and lice.
In the freezing night.
We'd cuddle tight.
And sip some rancid wine.
And life won't taste like human waste.
If you could share your's with mine.
We would have a dozen kids.
And maybe one won't die.
And the plague.
The runs.
Invading Huns.
Just think how time would fly.
If you could share your life with me.
I'll cherish every foul breath.
The filth.
The rot.
The leprosy.
The painful, lingering death.
Thank the Lord our life expectancy.
Is merely thirty two.
Yes, it would be sweet misery.
If I could share it with you.
Yeah, it might be sweet misery.
To share what's left with you.
Just think how happy we'd be.
We'd share our hovel built for two.
Complete with vermin for three.
We could while away each hopeless day.
Comparing open sores.
Yes, life would blow.
But much less, though.
If I could share mine with yours.
No, I can't. It's impossible!
If I could share my life with you.
Admit it, it would be nice.
We'd share one cot, one chamber pot.
Plus trench mouth, tapeworms, and lice.
In the freezing night.
We'd cuddle tight.
And sip some rancid wine.
And life won't taste like human waste.
If you could share your's with mine.
We would have a dozen kids.
And maybe one won't die.
And the plague.
The runs.
Invading Huns.
Just think how time would fly.
If you could share your life with me.
I'll cherish every foul breath.
The filth.
The rot.
The leprosy.
The painful, lingering death.
Thank the Lord our life expectancy.
Is merely thirty two.
Yes, it would be sweet misery.
If I could share it with you.
Yeah, it might be sweet misery.
To share what's left with you.