Way back in days of olde,
There was a legend told
About a hero known as Galavant.
Square jaw and perfect hair...
Cojones out to there...
There was no hero quite like Galavant.
Tough, plus every other manly value...
Mess with him, he'll disembowel you.
Yay!
He ruled in every way!
A fairy tale cliché!
And people called him Gaaaaaaa-laaaaaaa-vaaaaaaaaaaaant!
The man we're speaking of,
He had a lady love,
And Madalena, she was one fair maiden.
Long legs and perfect skin,
A body built for sin,
With cleavage you could hold a whole parade in!
Ah, true love was never this ecstatic,
Nor as nearly acrobatic!
Yes!
He loved her to excess,
Thrice daily more or less,
And she'd be screaming...
Gaaaaaa-laaaaaa-VA-!
One tiny problem
Soon would arise.
Richard, a nearby king
Of wealth and stature,
He watched Madalena,
l*** in his eyes.
And
He asked her for her hand...
Well, more like a demand...
Well, more like had his henchman s***** her.
Which brings us to today,
The Royal Wedding Day.
No one can stop it now but Galavant.
Poor Madalena waits
Behind King Richard's gates
For the arrival of her Galavant.
Now, at last begins a true adventure,
Epic! Wild! A real b***-clencher!
So,
Huzzah and tally-ho!
Sit back and here we go!
Attend the tale of...Gaaaaaaaaaaa-laaaaaaaaaaa-vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant!
There was a legend told
About a hero known as Galavant.
Square jaw and perfect hair...
Cojones out to there...
There was no hero quite like Galavant.
Tough, plus every other manly value...
Mess with him, he'll disembowel you.
Yay!
He ruled in every way!
A fairy tale cliché!
And people called him Gaaaaaaa-laaaaaaa-vaaaaaaaaaaaant!
The man we're speaking of,
He had a lady love,
And Madalena, she was one fair maiden.
Long legs and perfect skin,
A body built for sin,
With cleavage you could hold a whole parade in!
Ah, true love was never this ecstatic,
Nor as nearly acrobatic!
Yes!
He loved her to excess,
Thrice daily more or less,
And she'd be screaming...
Gaaaaaa-laaaaaa-VA-!
One tiny problem
Soon would arise.
Richard, a nearby king
Of wealth and stature,
He watched Madalena,
l*** in his eyes.
And
He asked her for her hand...
Well, more like a demand...
Well, more like had his henchman s***** her.
Which brings us to today,
The Royal Wedding Day.
No one can stop it now but Galavant.
Poor Madalena waits
Behind King Richard's gates
For the arrival of her Galavant.
Now, at last begins a true adventure,
Epic! Wild! A real b***-clencher!
So,
Huzzah and tally-ho!
Sit back and here we go!
Attend the tale of...Gaaaaaaaaaaa-laaaaaaaaaaa-vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant!