Brown Eyed Handsome Man Lyrics

Arrested on charges of unemployment
He was sitting in the witness stand.
The judges wife looked at the district attorney
She said free that browned eye man
If you want your job you better free that brown eyed handsome man.
Well, flying across the desert in a TWA,
I saw a woman walkin' across the sand.
She'd been walking thirty miles en route to Bombay
To meet a brown eyed handsome man,
Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man.

Way back in history three thousand years,
In fact ever since the world began,
There's been a whole lotta good women shedding tears
Over a brown eyed handsome man,
A lot of trouble was a brown eyed handsome man.
Well, a beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind
Between a doctor and a lawyer man.
Her mother told her daughter go out and find yourself
A brown eyed handsome man,
Just like your daddy was, a brown eyed handsome man.
Well, the Milo de Venus was a beautiful lass,
She had the world in the palm of her hand
She lost both her arms in a wrestling match
To win a brown eyed handsome man,
She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man.

Two, three the count with nobody on
He hit a hi'fly into the stand.
Rounded third he was a-headin' for home
It was a brown eyed handsome man that won the game.
It was a brown eyed handsome man.