My best friend is a toad
Lingo is his name
He don't mind if I burp
I guess because he sounds the same
I've tried to get around with humans
Humans are f***** up
Toad girls they wanna get with me
Because they just don't give a f***
My toad friends understand me
Because they just don't give a f***
My best friend is a toad
My best friend is a toad
My best friend is a toad
Toad girls they wanna get with me
Cause they just wanna have fun
Everytime I go to swamps
I really feel at home
I've tried to get some human p******
Human p****** are f***** up
Toad girls they wanna get with me
Because they just don't give a f***
My toad friends understand me
Because they just don't give a f***
My best friend is a toad
My best friend is a toad
My best friend is a toad
So don't you ever question
When you see
Another crazy sucker like me
My best friend is a toad
My best friend is a toad
My best friend is a toad
Lingo is his name
He don't mind if I burp
I guess because he sounds the same
I've tried to get around with humans
Humans are f***** up
Toad girls they wanna get with me
Because they just don't give a f***
My toad friends understand me
Because they just don't give a f***
My best friend is a toad
My best friend is a toad
My best friend is a toad
Toad girls they wanna get with me
Cause they just wanna have fun
Everytime I go to swamps
I really feel at home
I've tried to get some human p******
Human p****** are f***** up
Toad girls they wanna get with me
Because they just don't give a f***
My toad friends understand me
Because they just don't give a f***
My best friend is a toad
My best friend is a toad
My best friend is a toad
So don't you ever question
When you see
Another crazy sucker like me
My best friend is a toad
My best friend is a toad
My best friend is a toad