Everybody loves a villain at the pictures
Everybody cheers the bad guy on TV
He gives a cheeky wink for the tabloids and their cameras
Safe in the knowledge that the witnesses won't speak
Scourge of the law abiding, daddy of the thugs
But his mum still loves him though she knows he's bad
He's oh so well connected with his borstal old school tie
Such a lovely guy
The prosecution paints an ugly picture
A psychopath, a wolf amongst the sheep
The gory details retold with conviction
At every bloodsoaked after dinner speech
Friend of the glamour model, hero to the chavs
They still worship him although they know he's bad
He's oh so well protected by the muscle at his side
Such a lovely guy
No guilt to speak of for the damage that he's done
And his mum still loves him even though he's bad
He's oh so well respected by the ones he left alive
Such a lovely guy
What a lovely guy
He's a lovely guy
Everybody cheers the bad guy on TV
He gives a cheeky wink for the tabloids and their cameras
Safe in the knowledge that the witnesses won't speak
Scourge of the law abiding, daddy of the thugs
But his mum still loves him though she knows he's bad
He's oh so well connected with his borstal old school tie
Such a lovely guy
The prosecution paints an ugly picture
A psychopath, a wolf amongst the sheep
The gory details retold with conviction
At every bloodsoaked after dinner speech
Friend of the glamour model, hero to the chavs
They still worship him although they know he's bad
He's oh so well protected by the muscle at his side
Such a lovely guy
No guilt to speak of for the damage that he's done
And his mum still loves him even though he's bad
He's oh so well respected by the ones he left alive
Such a lovely guy
What a lovely guy
He's a lovely guy