She eats a half of carrot for breakfast everyday
Before she goes to shop for shoes
And she just figures that's enough
To keep her happy through lunch and dinner too
She's as bony as a starving cat
Her favorite subject of conversation is how fat she is
She likes to flaunt her flashy jewelry everywhere she goes
She's got the perfect million dollar diamond
And she wants us all to know
Her new fiancé is a movie star
And he's only got five ex-wives so far
She'll use the power of the press
To spread the word about her mostly exposed chest
And she's sure the world respects her
For wearing that next to nothing dress
And she gives woman its name
So all you women hide in shame
She's studied books and taken courses
All entirely on the subject of which angle to turn her head
When somebody pulls out a camera
She'll flaunt her flesh eating flattery
And then she'll flash her precious anatomy in your face
It's the kind of feminine obviously invented by men
But she gives woman all her class
So woman you best be running fast
Or else the feminist viper of beauty she drives
Will crash its way into your life
You'll arch your eyebrows way to high
As your brain cells start to die
And she gives woman a record
All time high of superficial lows
So all you women better try to rise above
Before she goes to shop for shoes
And she just figures that's enough
To keep her happy through lunch and dinner too
She's as bony as a starving cat
Her favorite subject of conversation is how fat she is
She likes to flaunt her flashy jewelry everywhere she goes
She's got the perfect million dollar diamond
And she wants us all to know
Her new fiancé is a movie star
And he's only got five ex-wives so far
She'll use the power of the press
To spread the word about her mostly exposed chest
And she's sure the world respects her
For wearing that next to nothing dress
And she gives woman its name
So all you women hide in shame
She's studied books and taken courses
All entirely on the subject of which angle to turn her head
When somebody pulls out a camera
She'll flaunt her flesh eating flattery
And then she'll flash her precious anatomy in your face
It's the kind of feminine obviously invented by men
But she gives woman all her class
So woman you best be running fast
Or else the feminist viper of beauty she drives
Will crash its way into your life
You'll arch your eyebrows way to high
As your brain cells start to die
And she gives woman a record
All time high of superficial lows
So all you women better try to rise above