I am a marketing major
Step out of my way you couldn't possibly have something important to say
That surpasses the laws of relativity relative to me
Always having my way
Because I fight for corporate America
And nothing compares to what I've done for myself
I'm like an icon
And if you'd like to see my resume
Take a number and wait all day
Cause I can give you seven steps to have a better life
If you buy my book for nineteen ninety five
I found them a medical formula
There's no other way
So buy one today
I'll save your miserable life
I am a sales representative
I have a degree
A small university doesn't compare to my qualifications
My communication skills I'm the best at making phony deals
I am the CEO look at me
I've got a pie chart and you represent the smallest part
I know supply and demand like the back of my hand
And I answer to no one because I'm the man
And I can give you seven steps to make a name for yourself
They've got their very own shelf
By the check out
I found the mathematical formula there's no other way
Subscribe today and save your miserable self
I'm the pop star, politician
I'm the shareholder
I'm a disease on a mission to ruin all of mankind
I am ambition turned to pride
I'm a consultant for motivation's darker side
I worked at the fast food drive through
I'm the garbage man and a milkman too
I babysit your spoiled whiney brats
I knit designer hats at a factory in China
I am a janitor
My hands are dirty all day I work for minimum wage
And if I wore a miniskirt I'd get much bigger tips than this
And this is my iron fist
Now I can give you seven steps to get me off of this strike
As much as you'd like to think you own me
I make the rules, I call the shots
I'm now the boss,
I have authority to give you seven steps to be honest and real
Because I honestly feel that I am qualified
I know you underestimate my vision
But I can see right through your miserable lies.
Your miserable lies
Yeah, I can see right through your miserable
Lies
Step out of my way you couldn't possibly have something important to say
That surpasses the laws of relativity relative to me
Always having my way
Because I fight for corporate America
And nothing compares to what I've done for myself
I'm like an icon
And if you'd like to see my resume
Take a number and wait all day
Cause I can give you seven steps to have a better life
If you buy my book for nineteen ninety five
I found them a medical formula
There's no other way
So buy one today
I'll save your miserable life
I am a sales representative
I have a degree
A small university doesn't compare to my qualifications
My communication skills I'm the best at making phony deals
I am the CEO look at me
I've got a pie chart and you represent the smallest part
I know supply and demand like the back of my hand
And I answer to no one because I'm the man
And I can give you seven steps to make a name for yourself
They've got their very own shelf
By the check out
I found the mathematical formula there's no other way
Subscribe today and save your miserable self
I'm the pop star, politician
I'm the shareholder
I'm a disease on a mission to ruin all of mankind
I am ambition turned to pride
I'm a consultant for motivation's darker side
I worked at the fast food drive through
I'm the garbage man and a milkman too
I babysit your spoiled whiney brats
I knit designer hats at a factory in China
I am a janitor
My hands are dirty all day I work for minimum wage
And if I wore a miniskirt I'd get much bigger tips than this
And this is my iron fist
Now I can give you seven steps to get me off of this strike
As much as you'd like to think you own me
I make the rules, I call the shots
I'm now the boss,
I have authority to give you seven steps to be honest and real
Because I honestly feel that I am qualified
I know you underestimate my vision
But I can see right through your miserable lies.
Your miserable lies
Yeah, I can see right through your miserable
Lies