TM = Tanisha Michelle
L = Lyndah
Intro:
[L]
Is this all you got?
One minute and you go pop?
You's a big disgrace
I aughta mush you all in your face!
Telling me lies; you a real good lover
You a Two Minute Brother
Verse 1
[L]
I hate guys who talk a lot of s***
How they last long, and got good d***s
Talking s***: I'm the best lover
They all Two Minute Brothers
[Man]
No I know you can't be talking to me
'Cause I be swing long all night long
Know what I'm saying?
I'll turn your v***** stupid
[L]
See, I'm the kind of b**** that loves to be f*****
Trimmed, tucked, stuffed, and sucked
Up in my a**, deep down in my throat
So we can get busy, but jimmy wear a raincoat
He said
[Man]
Goddam that s*** sounds dope!
Look no further, hoe, I'm the pope
Like religion, nasty or nice
You got to give me some p**** like a sacrifice
I got the full night, stretching after twelve
Like a burnt offering going straight to hell
'Cause I'm a pump you up, cold split your c***
Then let you c** in my mouth while you suck my d***
Then I'm a turn you over, belly up b****
And lick that a** right where you s***
[L]
Well needless to say, I took him back to my house
Took a quick shower, rinsed out my mouth
My starving a**, my s*** wet as hell
I had to do the right thing
[L & TM]
Take a Massengill!
[L]
We lay back coolin' drinking Hennessy
When he said
[ Man]
Keep it same to intervene
[L & TM]
Lift 'em up, spread 'em out
[L]
I'll have something on!
The beautiful was cold three inches long
Now I'm p***** and I'm ready to b****
But my c***'s so h****, I don't give a s***
'Cause I'm one nasty a** b****
And I need something up in my c***
I only got half of his, I'm still ticked
Aw, what the hell, just go for it
[Man]
(grunt for 10 seconds)
I'm through!
[L]
Is this all I get?
Is this supposed to be good d***?
d***, you said you was a good lover!
But you a Two Minute Brother
n****, I ain't even bust a sweat
Not to mention, I ain't paying yet
I was about to be cool, but why did I bother
'Cause his s*** shriveled up like a Vienna sausage
Now I'm hot, I got an attitude
It's time for dinner, I'm serving seafood
On your knees, m***********, let your tongue stroll!
Push upon that b**** until you hit my flow
And ladies, beware of those talkative brothers
Chances are, they're Two Minute m************
[Man]
d***, maybe your s*** broke!
I know you ain't been talking about me
'Cause man, s***, I was so far up in that a**
I was out your back
I don't know what you talking about baby
'Cause if my d*** wasn't good, then why was you hollering?
Huh?
Why was you hollering?
[L]
I was hollering to keep from laughing in your face!
[Man]
Not all the time?
[L & TM]
Throw that girl, throw that girl, kick it
Throw that girl, just kick that s***
(4x)
Yeah, girl!
Verse 2
[L]
Most us girls do it and do it
And I'm the kind of girl that throws my back into it
Now here's the type of man that we can't stand
The one who always holds his thing in his hand
Talking about it all the time
Lying, and saying it's about size nine
Always got his hands between his legs
You know the kind, the one who always begs
The one who claims to be a real good lover
Usually, he's a Two Minute Brother
Chorus
(6x)
Outro:
[L]
B.W.P. In effect once again for all you females across America
For all those too short, two inch, all talk, no action
Two Minute Brothers
L = Lyndah
Intro:
[L]
Is this all you got?
One minute and you go pop?
You's a big disgrace
I aughta mush you all in your face!
Telling me lies; you a real good lover
You a Two Minute Brother
Verse 1
[L]
I hate guys who talk a lot of s***
How they last long, and got good d***s
Talking s***: I'm the best lover
They all Two Minute Brothers
[Man]
No I know you can't be talking to me
'Cause I be swing long all night long
Know what I'm saying?
I'll turn your v***** stupid
[L]
See, I'm the kind of b**** that loves to be f*****
Trimmed, tucked, stuffed, and sucked
Up in my a**, deep down in my throat
So we can get busy, but jimmy wear a raincoat
He said
[Man]
Goddam that s*** sounds dope!
Look no further, hoe, I'm the pope
Like religion, nasty or nice
You got to give me some p**** like a sacrifice
I got the full night, stretching after twelve
Like a burnt offering going straight to hell
'Cause I'm a pump you up, cold split your c***
Then let you c** in my mouth while you suck my d***
Then I'm a turn you over, belly up b****
And lick that a** right where you s***
[L]
Well needless to say, I took him back to my house
Took a quick shower, rinsed out my mouth
My starving a**, my s*** wet as hell
I had to do the right thing
[L & TM]
Take a Massengill!
[L]
We lay back coolin' drinking Hennessy
When he said
[ Man]
Keep it same to intervene
[L & TM]
Lift 'em up, spread 'em out
[L]
I'll have something on!
The beautiful was cold three inches long
Now I'm p***** and I'm ready to b****
But my c***'s so h****, I don't give a s***
'Cause I'm one nasty a** b****
And I need something up in my c***
I only got half of his, I'm still ticked
Aw, what the hell, just go for it
[Man]
(grunt for 10 seconds)
I'm through!
[L]
Is this all I get?
Is this supposed to be good d***?
d***, you said you was a good lover!
But you a Two Minute Brother
n****, I ain't even bust a sweat
Not to mention, I ain't paying yet
I was about to be cool, but why did I bother
'Cause his s*** shriveled up like a Vienna sausage
Now I'm hot, I got an attitude
It's time for dinner, I'm serving seafood
On your knees, m***********, let your tongue stroll!
Push upon that b**** until you hit my flow
And ladies, beware of those talkative brothers
Chances are, they're Two Minute m************
[Man]
d***, maybe your s*** broke!
I know you ain't been talking about me
'Cause man, s***, I was so far up in that a**
I was out your back
I don't know what you talking about baby
'Cause if my d*** wasn't good, then why was you hollering?
Huh?
Why was you hollering?
[L]
I was hollering to keep from laughing in your face!
[Man]
Not all the time?
[L & TM]
Throw that girl, throw that girl, kick it
Throw that girl, just kick that s***
(4x)
Yeah, girl!
Verse 2
[L]
Most us girls do it and do it
And I'm the kind of girl that throws my back into it
Now here's the type of man that we can't stand
The one who always holds his thing in his hand
Talking about it all the time
Lying, and saying it's about size nine
Always got his hands between his legs
You know the kind, the one who always begs
The one who claims to be a real good lover
Usually, he's a Two Minute Brother
Chorus
(6x)
Outro:
[L]
B.W.P. In effect once again for all you females across America
For all those too short, two inch, all talk, no action
Two Minute Brothers