Elmer Fudd:
Shhh. Be vewy, vewy quiet.
Daffy Duck:
Oh, brother.
Elmer:
I'm hunting wabbits.
Daffy:
Right.
Elmer:
(Laughs) Yeah.
Daffy:
Clap your hands to the beat. Everybody just clap your hands to the beat. Clap your hands to the beat. All right fuzz-face, let's see what you're made of.
Bugs Bunny:
Who got Bugs Bunny money? I give you some time.
To get more carrots every time I rhyme.
Can a mouse write this?
Does he have long, furry ears like this?
Can he make hits like this?
You know, it's like Jordan at the plate,
you're likley to miss.
Warner Bros. Inc. got bank. Keep countin'
Rule from here to the Moron Mountain.
Here's the game plan. Listen up, Toon Squad.
Number one objective, beat the Monstars.
Shouldn't be hard, them guys ain't too smart.
But to be sure, s***** Jordan playing golf.
Even though he tends to be a ballhog,
Hey Michael!
Over here superstar!
Who's says the bunny can't play above the rim?
Wait'll they get a load of me. That's buggin'.
Who says the bunny can't rock? (You're buggin')
If Bugs don't make you hop? (You're buggin')
Think the s***e Jam gonna stop? (You're buggin')
Ehhh, you only buggin'. (I'm buggin')
Who says the bunny can't jam? (You're buggin')
If ya'll don't know who I am? (You're buggin')
Bugs ain't the coolest in the land? (You're buggin')
Ehhh, you only buggin'.
Got a girlfriend Lola, she's a fox. (Wolf whistle)
Ain't no bunny like the one I got. (That's true.)
Ha ha ha ha ehhhh, what's up doc?
Bugs got more props than the Warner Bros. lot. (Twue.)
More money than any rapper's voice. (Twue.)
Since day one had his or her's furs.
Like Trump's wife, up to my ears and carrots.
Not even the barber can fade the rabbit.
See, it's all good. Cuz Bugs got props.
I'm a bunny right? All we do is hip-hop.
Get around. (Uh-huh.)
On the ground. (Uh-huh.)
Keep it real.
How you like me now?
The bunny got flow.
For when he got dough.
On top of the world.
Me and my honey Lo.
So for now until the record stops, (What?)
You guys can bank, hit, bounce, or do the bunny hop. (Elmer laughs)
Who says the bunny can't rock? (You're buggin')
If Bugs don't make you hop? (You're buggin')
Think the s***e Jam gonna stop? (You're buggin')
Ehhh, you only buggin'. (I'm buggin')
Who says the bunny can't jam? (You're buggin')
If ya'll don't know who I am? (You're buggin')
Bugs ain't the coolest in the land? (You're buggin')
Ehhh, you only buggin'.
Ehhhh, what more can I say?
I'm the coolest rabbit, doc holiday.
I'll be your hucklebunny, unmatched wit.
I'm too legit. Too legit to quit.
Beat Swackhammer. Ehh, what's his gimmick?
Trying to rule the world and everything in it.
Run with the toon stars. Show us love.
Peace to Lola, Daffy, Elmer Fudd.
The Road Runner, drop a dust storm.
Peace to Wile E. Coyote, and Fog Leghorn
Sylvester, Tweety, the rest of the gang. (That's right.)
On tree to Toon Squad got the best game.
And after it's over, we'll need a plan.
What type of Mickey Mouse organization goes to Disneyland?
Bugs for president. When I got your vote,
Time to cue Porky! (Th-th-th-that's all folks!)
Who says the bunny can't rock? (You're buggin')
If Bugs don't make you hop? (You're buggin')
Think the s***e Jam gonna stop? (You're buggin')
Ehhh, you only buggin'. (I'm buggin')
Who says the bunny can't jam? (You're buggin')
If ya'll don't know who I am? (You're buggin')
Bugs ain't the coolest in the land? (You're buggin')
Ehhh, you only buggin'.
Who says the bunny can't rock? (You're buggin')
If bugs don't make you hop? (You're buggin')
Think the s***e Jam gonna stop? (You're buggin')
Ehhh, you only buggin'.
So long screwy!
See you in St. Louie!
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
I'm the only bunny that's still goin'.
Know what i'm sayin'?
I'm out.
Daffy:
That's enough of that.
Come down selector, rewind!
I thought I told you that we won't stop.
I thought I told you that we won't stop.
I thought I told you that we won't st--.
Wait a minute, we're stopping.
What is this?
Oh, so that's what's going on here.
LET'S ALL DISS THE DUCK!!!
Shhh. Be vewy, vewy quiet.
Daffy Duck:
Oh, brother.
Elmer:
I'm hunting wabbits.
Daffy:
Right.
Elmer:
(Laughs) Yeah.
Daffy:
Clap your hands to the beat. Everybody just clap your hands to the beat. Clap your hands to the beat. All right fuzz-face, let's see what you're made of.
Bugs Bunny:
Who got Bugs Bunny money? I give you some time.
To get more carrots every time I rhyme.
Can a mouse write this?
Does he have long, furry ears like this?
Can he make hits like this?
You know, it's like Jordan at the plate,
you're likley to miss.
Warner Bros. Inc. got bank. Keep countin'
Rule from here to the Moron Mountain.
Here's the game plan. Listen up, Toon Squad.
Number one objective, beat the Monstars.
Shouldn't be hard, them guys ain't too smart.
But to be sure, s***** Jordan playing golf.
Even though he tends to be a ballhog,
Hey Michael!
Over here superstar!
Who's says the bunny can't play above the rim?
Wait'll they get a load of me. That's buggin'.
Who says the bunny can't rock? (You're buggin')
If Bugs don't make you hop? (You're buggin')
Think the s***e Jam gonna stop? (You're buggin')
Ehhh, you only buggin'. (I'm buggin')
Who says the bunny can't jam? (You're buggin')
If ya'll don't know who I am? (You're buggin')
Bugs ain't the coolest in the land? (You're buggin')
Ehhh, you only buggin'.
Got a girlfriend Lola, she's a fox. (Wolf whistle)
Ain't no bunny like the one I got. (That's true.)
Ha ha ha ha ehhhh, what's up doc?
Bugs got more props than the Warner Bros. lot. (Twue.)
More money than any rapper's voice. (Twue.)
Since day one had his or her's furs.
Like Trump's wife, up to my ears and carrots.
Not even the barber can fade the rabbit.
See, it's all good. Cuz Bugs got props.
I'm a bunny right? All we do is hip-hop.
Get around. (Uh-huh.)
On the ground. (Uh-huh.)
Keep it real.
How you like me now?
The bunny got flow.
For when he got dough.
On top of the world.
Me and my honey Lo.
So for now until the record stops, (What?)
You guys can bank, hit, bounce, or do the bunny hop. (Elmer laughs)
Who says the bunny can't rock? (You're buggin')
If Bugs don't make you hop? (You're buggin')
Think the s***e Jam gonna stop? (You're buggin')
Ehhh, you only buggin'. (I'm buggin')
Who says the bunny can't jam? (You're buggin')
If ya'll don't know who I am? (You're buggin')
Bugs ain't the coolest in the land? (You're buggin')
Ehhh, you only buggin'.
Ehhhh, what more can I say?
I'm the coolest rabbit, doc holiday.
I'll be your hucklebunny, unmatched wit.
I'm too legit. Too legit to quit.
Beat Swackhammer. Ehh, what's his gimmick?
Trying to rule the world and everything in it.
Run with the toon stars. Show us love.
Peace to Lola, Daffy, Elmer Fudd.
The Road Runner, drop a dust storm.
Peace to Wile E. Coyote, and Fog Leghorn
Sylvester, Tweety, the rest of the gang. (That's right.)
On tree to Toon Squad got the best game.
And after it's over, we'll need a plan.
What type of Mickey Mouse organization goes to Disneyland?
Bugs for president. When I got your vote,
Time to cue Porky! (Th-th-th-that's all folks!)
Who says the bunny can't rock? (You're buggin')
If Bugs don't make you hop? (You're buggin')
Think the s***e Jam gonna stop? (You're buggin')
Ehhh, you only buggin'. (I'm buggin')
Who says the bunny can't jam? (You're buggin')
If ya'll don't know who I am? (You're buggin')
Bugs ain't the coolest in the land? (You're buggin')
Ehhh, you only buggin'.
Who says the bunny can't rock? (You're buggin')
If bugs don't make you hop? (You're buggin')
Think the s***e Jam gonna stop? (You're buggin')
Ehhh, you only buggin'.
So long screwy!
See you in St. Louie!
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
I'm the only bunny that's still goin'.
Know what i'm sayin'?
I'm out.
Daffy:
That's enough of that.
Come down selector, rewind!
I thought I told you that we won't stop.
I thought I told you that we won't stop.
I thought I told you that we won't st--.
Wait a minute, we're stopping.
What is this?
Oh, so that's what's going on here.
LET'S ALL DISS THE DUCK!!!