Brown-Eyed Handsome Man Lyrics

Arrested on charges of unemployment,
He was sittin' in the witness stand.
The judge's wife called up the district attorney,
She said, "Free that brown-eyed man.
If you want your job,
You'd better free that brown-eyed man."
Flyin' across the desert in a TWA,
I saw a woman walkin' across the sand.
She been a walkin' thirty miles en route to Bombay,
To meet a brown-eyed, handsome man.
Her destination was a brown-eyed, handsome man.

Way back in hist'ry, three thousand years,
In fact ever since the world began,
There's been a whole lot of good women sheddin' tears,
For a brown-eyed, handsome man.
It's a lot of trouble with brown-eyed, handsome man.
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Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind,
Between a doctor and a lawyer man.
Her mother told her, darlin', go out and find yourself,
A brown-eyed, handsome man.
Just like your daddy, he's a brown-eyed, handsome man.
Milo Venus was a beautiful lass.
She had the world in the palm of her hand.
But she lost both her arms in a wrestlin' match,
To meet brown-eyed, handsome man.
She fought and won herself a brown-eyed, handsome man.

Two, three, the count with nobody on,
He hit a high fly into the stand.
Roundin' third he was headed for home.
It was a brown-eyed, handsome man,
That won the game! It was a brown-eyed, handsome man.]