Chorus:
We wish you a ripper Christmas
A full-bor ripper Christmas
A dead set ripper Christmas
And a snappy New Year.
May the kids have a hoot
May the prezzies be beaut
From the big-bellied fella
In the red and white suit.
Send cards through the post
Have a big Christmas roast
Then hitch up the caravan
And shoot down The Coast.
Great prezzies we bring
All wrapped up with string
They're not very expensive
But they're interesting.
Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin flew away
Billy Bunter did a grunter
Flying TAA.
With candles alight
And faces so bright
We'll sing lots of carols
Long into the night.
We'll hang up the holly
be cheerful and jolly
and fill up our tumtums
with lolly after lolly.
We wish you a ripper Christmas
A full-bor ripper Christmas
A dead set ripper Christmas
And a snappy New Year.
May the kids have a hoot
May the prezzies be beaut
From the big-bellied fella
In the red and white suit.
Send cards through the post
Have a big Christmas roast
Then hitch up the caravan
And shoot down The Coast.
Great prezzies we bring
All wrapped up with string
They're not very expensive
But they're interesting.
Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin flew away
Billy Bunter did a grunter
Flying TAA.
With candles alight
And faces so bright
We'll sing lots of carols
Long into the night.
We'll hang up the holly
be cheerful and jolly
and fill up our tumtums
with lolly after lolly.