Santa Claus Has Got a New Truck Lyrics

You better take care
Cross at the lights
If Santa sees you coming
You can say goodnight
Santa Clause has got a new truck
He's hotted it up
Painted it red
And he's cruising round town
Like a petrol head
Santa Clause has got a new truck

His hands are getting shaky
His eyesight's up the creek
I saw him knock a reindeer over
Just the other week
It's all covered in lights
Presents in the back
But he got his license
In a Weetbix pack
Santa Clause has got a new truck

Called him at home
But he's never there
Spends the whole weekend
At Autocare
Santa Clause has got a new truck
He bought it at a caryard
He paid for it with cash
And everytime he takes it out
He has another almighty stack-up

Ya better watch out
Keep your eyes peeled
Santa's a menace
When he's at the wheel
Santa Clause has a new truck