(Chorus)
Most people are curious, some wanna get dirt on
The Centaur; I'm famous, I walk around with no shirt on
The easiest way would be for you to lie face down
I'm a man, but I'm built like a horse from the waist down
People are afraid of me but act like they love me
Feast your eyes upon my nudity, I am Beauty and the Beast
I have plenty to say, but nobody listens
Because my clock is so clean, the hour hand is missing
So I'm famous for it, freaky is what everyone's name is for it
Sure, it's larger than yours; I'm a centaur for chrissakes
I like to eat rice cakes and listen to classical music
I'm told passion is my specialty, but really I'm old-fashioned
I'm quite well-built as fas as physiques go
So people seem to think that I belong in a freak show
They wanna have pictures taken, constantly a**umin'
My s** drive is three times that of a normal human
Askin' silly questions like I'm their personal mentor
All they care about is my undercarriage because I'm the centaur
The p**** industry wants to pay me lots of money
To appear in books and movie 'cause they think I look funny
But I'm lookin' for true love, not cookies and crumbs
More than a sore thumb - I have a complicated mind
I'm not the favorite kind of companion for the average person
Sometimes things start well but eventually worsen
When s** becomes a problem or else they're unimpressed
With the attention that you get bein' a centaur's love interest
You don't care about my next life, just my ex-wife
And the intimate details of our s** life
(Chorus)
Most people are curious, some wanna get dirt on
The Centaur; I'm famous, I walk around with no shirt on
The easiest way would be for you to lie face down
I'm a man, but I'm built like a horse from the waist down
So handsome, known to throw a tantrum
Quick on the draw than a dog pulling a rikshaw
Rock star talkative, talented, provocative
Awkward socially, unusually emotional
Weighed in proportion my heart is the warmest
Unfortunately for me my private part is enormous
Also the normal, I am also the authority
On all sorts of important stuff, morally the centaur
Historically horrible, adorable not exactly
Magically attractive, drastically endowed
Rocket powered jock-unit, nothing new to talk about it
Don't even look at me sideways or crookedly
I am crotchedy in more ways than one, macho
Watch out now, I am furry and furious
Most people are curious and wanna get dirt on
The centaur
Most people are curious, some wanna get dirt on
The Centaur; I'm famous, I walk around with no shirt on
The easiest way would be for you to lie face down
I'm a man, but I'm built like a horse from the waist down
People are afraid of me but act like they love me
Feast your eyes upon my nudity, I am Beauty and the Beast
I have plenty to say, but nobody listens
Because my clock is so clean, the hour hand is missing
So I'm famous for it, freaky is what everyone's name is for it
Sure, it's larger than yours; I'm a centaur for chrissakes
I like to eat rice cakes and listen to classical music
I'm told passion is my specialty, but really I'm old-fashioned
I'm quite well-built as fas as physiques go
So people seem to think that I belong in a freak show
They wanna have pictures taken, constantly a**umin'
My s** drive is three times that of a normal human
Askin' silly questions like I'm their personal mentor
All they care about is my undercarriage because I'm the centaur
The p**** industry wants to pay me lots of money
To appear in books and movie 'cause they think I look funny
But I'm lookin' for true love, not cookies and crumbs
More than a sore thumb - I have a complicated mind
I'm not the favorite kind of companion for the average person
Sometimes things start well but eventually worsen
When s** becomes a problem or else they're unimpressed
With the attention that you get bein' a centaur's love interest
You don't care about my next life, just my ex-wife
And the intimate details of our s** life
(Chorus)
Most people are curious, some wanna get dirt on
The Centaur; I'm famous, I walk around with no shirt on
The easiest way would be for you to lie face down
I'm a man, but I'm built like a horse from the waist down
So handsome, known to throw a tantrum
Quick on the draw than a dog pulling a rikshaw
Rock star talkative, talented, provocative
Awkward socially, unusually emotional
Weighed in proportion my heart is the warmest
Unfortunately for me my private part is enormous
Also the normal, I am also the authority
On all sorts of important stuff, morally the centaur
Historically horrible, adorable not exactly
Magically attractive, drastically endowed
Rocket powered jock-unit, nothing new to talk about it
Don't even look at me sideways or crookedly
I am crotchedy in more ways than one, macho
Watch out now, I am furry and furious
Most people are curious and wanna get dirt on
The centaur