Fake Youth Lyrics

Too many pixie haircuts
Too many hot, s***** girlfriends
I have had both these things
Except for pixie haircuts
Your haircut is a joke
The punchline is youre balding
Shave your head
Become skinhead
Or you Ill be insulting
Fake youth, I break tooth
Your manhood: I want proof
Fake youth, break tooth
You cant handle the truth
You have the face of failed wizard
And the body of a forest nymph
You have zits; youre forty one
Shoot yourself in the face with a gun
Your haircut is a joke
The punchline is youre balding
Shave your head
Become skinhead
Or you Ill be insulting
Fake youth
Your haircut
Fake youth