Really Rockabilly Lyrics

Here they come in their cuffed Levi's
Hair slicked back, they're real tough guys
Black tshirt and a bad attidude
Better not step on their blue suede shoes
Livin' in a time that's long since gone
It's not quite right, there's something wrong
Look! There goes another Betty Page
Get with it chick, it's all the rage

CHORUS

He's really, really, really rockabilly
Really, really, really rockabilly
He p***** in his pants
He's too drunk to care
He's wearin' 1956 underwear

There's neorockabilly
There's psychorockabilly
There's StarbucksOrangeCounty rockabilly
There's euro jajawir machenrockin' rockabilly
There's Westernswingtraditionalblues
influenced rockabilly
There's Australian shrimponthebarbie
carryyoursurfboardtoSears
tobuyyourrolledupLevi's rockabilly
There's rockaJohnny, rockaSally, rockahillbilly
It's all too stupid, and it's just plain silly
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The man at the door
He's a rockabilly guy
He said you can't come in
Your pompadour's too high
Better grow them sideburns
Get a tattoo on your neck
Drink Pabst Blue Ribbon
Drive a rockabilly wreck

Has it come to this?
I want a new job
Rockabilly r*****s and rockabilly slobs are rockabilly
stars
It used to be fun just to play the guitar
Now I just want to run real, real far

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