I saw a man on a TV show, he said:
"Don't drink alcohol
Please, don't smoke no cigarettes
Don't drink no coffee at all"
Later on, I'm watchin' the news
And the man from the TV show was stopped by the cops
And in his trunk was a suitcase full of... well, you know
Eveybody's up to something
Everybody's got something goin' on
Nobody's up to nothing
Everybody's done somebody wrong
Eveybody's up to something
Everybody's got to sing their song
Nobody's up to nothing
Come on everybody, sing along
Well, the preacher man is callin' on you
To live a much better life
"Get to the church on time, say all your prayers
Don't covet thy neighbour's wife"
The preacher man was surprised to see
Disserssion in the ranks
When the feds moved in
It was soon found out he had a billion in the bank
Eveybody's up to something
Everybody's got something goin' on
Nobody's up to nothing
Everybody's done somebody wrong
Eveybody's up to something
Everybody's got to sing their song
Nobody's up to nothing
Come on everybody, sing along
Well, everybody's got something to say
About practically everything
The can feed the poor, they can tax the rich
They can even make Ashlee sing
If I'm doin' something that's botherin' you
Don't be tellin' it nationwide
'Cause everybody in the whole wide world
Got a little bit of something to hide
Eveybody's up to something
Everybody's got something goin' on
Nobody's up to nothing
Everybody's done somebody wrong
Eveybody's up to something
Everybody's got to sing their song
Nobody's up to nothing
Come on everybody, sing along
Eveybody's up to something
Everybody's got something goin' on
Nobody's up to nothing
Everybody's done somebody wrong
Eveybody's up to something
Everybody's got to sing their song
Nobody's up to nothing
Come on everybody, sing along
"Don't drink alcohol
Please, don't smoke no cigarettes
Don't drink no coffee at all"
Later on, I'm watchin' the news
And the man from the TV show was stopped by the cops
And in his trunk was a suitcase full of... well, you know
Eveybody's up to something
Everybody's got something goin' on
Nobody's up to nothing
Everybody's done somebody wrong
Eveybody's up to something
Everybody's got to sing their song
Nobody's up to nothing
Come on everybody, sing along
Well, the preacher man is callin' on you
To live a much better life
"Get to the church on time, say all your prayers
Don't covet thy neighbour's wife"
The preacher man was surprised to see
Disserssion in the ranks
When the feds moved in
It was soon found out he had a billion in the bank
Eveybody's up to something
Everybody's got something goin' on
Nobody's up to nothing
Everybody's done somebody wrong
Eveybody's up to something
Everybody's got to sing their song
Nobody's up to nothing
Come on everybody, sing along
Well, everybody's got something to say
About practically everything
The can feed the poor, they can tax the rich
They can even make Ashlee sing
If I'm doin' something that's botherin' you
Don't be tellin' it nationwide
'Cause everybody in the whole wide world
Got a little bit of something to hide
Eveybody's up to something
Everybody's got something goin' on
Nobody's up to nothing
Everybody's done somebody wrong
Eveybody's up to something
Everybody's got to sing their song
Nobody's up to nothing
Come on everybody, sing along
Eveybody's up to something
Everybody's got something goin' on
Nobody's up to nothing
Everybody's done somebody wrong
Eveybody's up to something
Everybody's got to sing their song
Nobody's up to nothing
Come on everybody, sing along