I am Mega Man
I'm blue and cyan
The creation of Dr. Light or Right
If you are from Japan
Also known as Rockman
My mega buster can cut the mustard
I'm a flustered amputee
POW! POW!
Eight robot bosses
In eight levels
Dishevel
And revel
In Devilry
I'll steal their weaponry
Mega Mega Man
Mega Mega Man
Mega Mega Man
Mega Mega Man
Mega Mega Mega Mega
Mega Mega Mega Mega
MEGA MAN
I am also known as the Blue Bomber
I can shoot the legs off Jeffrey Dahmer
Kill a robot fish
Kill a robot frog
And then I ride off on my robot dog
MEGA MAN
MEGA MAN
YEAH
One, Two,
One, Two, Three, Four
I am Mega Man
I've got a m***********' gun for a hand
Put together by Dr. Right or Light
If you're American
I eat all my Mega Bran
I live in 2D
And it's my duty
To destroy the Master Bots
POW! POW!
If you're aghast
Then you can last
There's a fast way
To pass all those b****** bots
Blue and red password dots
Mega Mega Man
Mega Mega Man
Mega Mega Man
Mega Mega Man
Mega Mega Mega Mega
Mega Mega Mega Mega
MEGA MAN
I am also known as the Blue Bomber
Yes, I voted for Ba-Rockman Obama
As for robot help
Dogs are much preferred
'Cause I can't do s*** with a robot bird
MEGA MAN
MEGA MAN
THREE!
I'm blue and cyan
The creation of Dr. Light or Right
If you are from Japan
Also known as Rockman
My mega buster can cut the mustard
I'm a flustered amputee
POW! POW!
Eight robot bosses
In eight levels
Dishevel
And revel
In Devilry
I'll steal their weaponry
Mega Mega Man
Mega Mega Man
Mega Mega Man
Mega Mega Man
Mega Mega Mega Mega
Mega Mega Mega Mega
MEGA MAN
I am also known as the Blue Bomber
I can shoot the legs off Jeffrey Dahmer
Kill a robot fish
Kill a robot frog
And then I ride off on my robot dog
MEGA MAN
MEGA MAN
YEAH
One, Two,
One, Two, Three, Four
I am Mega Man
I've got a m***********' gun for a hand
Put together by Dr. Right or Light
If you're American
I eat all my Mega Bran
I live in 2D
And it's my duty
To destroy the Master Bots
POW! POW!
If you're aghast
Then you can last
There's a fast way
To pass all those b****** bots
Blue and red password dots
Mega Mega Man
Mega Mega Man
Mega Mega Man
Mega Mega Man
Mega Mega Mega Mega
Mega Mega Mega Mega
MEGA MAN
I am also known as the Blue Bomber
Yes, I voted for Ba-Rockman Obama
As for robot help
Dogs are much preferred
'Cause I can't do s*** with a robot bird
MEGA MAN
MEGA MAN
THREE!