[Spoken intro]
THE MEGAS:
In the year 200X, Dr. Light created a super robot named Mega Man
Mega Man defeated Dr. Wily once.
Now, Dr. Wily has created eight new robots of his own.
My name is Mega Man, and I'll do all I can to save mankind.
BRENTALFLOSS:
Gotta run gotta run now, gotta run gotta run now, and spryly,
Gotta climb gotta climb now, way up highly
Gonna get gonna get you, Dr. Wily
I am Mega Man, here's my mega plan, pwn you!
THE MEGAS:
Metal Man.
BRENTALFLOSS:
Bubble Man!
THE MEGAS:
Air Man.
BRENTALFLOSS:
Quick Man!
THE MEGAS:
Wood Man.
BRENTALFLOSS:
Heat Man!
THE MEGAS:
Flash Man.
BRENTALFLOSS:
Crash Man.
THE MEGAS:
Defeated.
BRENTALFLOSS:
Yeah!
THE MEGAS:
I want to be the one who fights for justice, I want to be the one
(I've got to be the one)
I want to be the one who fights against you, Dr. Wily
BRENTALFLOSS:
Although I like your mustache.
THE MEGAS:
I've been built by Dr. Light, a robot built to fight for what's right against wrong.
BRENTALFLOSS
I am Mega Man, that's my mega plan, fly fly!
THE MEGAS:
I will save all of you, it's Mega Man part two, I'm dressed in blue, this is my song.
BRENTALFLOSS:
Yes, it shall be known, Wily shall be pwned, that's you!
Gotta run gotta run now, gotta run gotta swim too, like a merman
Gotta run gotta run now, Ingmar Bergman
Gonna get gonna get that tiny German
Yeah, this game is grand, yeah it's Mega Man part two!
Part three was good and four was pretty good, and five and six were okay,
but seven makes the cherubim cry
Wuh-Pow pow!
THE MEGAS:
I can't believe how much I fought
BRENTALFLOSS:
Me either dude.
THE MEGAS:
I beat your eight robots, it's time you're stopped, Dr. Wily.
BRENTALFLOSS:
Here we go!
THE MEGAS:
Ready, it's time to get set, put on your blue helmet, this time we'll get Dr. Wily
BRENTALFLOSS: (Simultaneously)
Gotta run gotta run now, gotta run gotta run now, Guy Smiley
Gotta run gotta run now, Bill O'Reilly
Gonna get gonna get you, Dr. Wily,
I am Mega Man...
THE MEGAS AND BRENTALFLOSS:
Let's get him!
BRENTALFLOSS:
You know They say his mustache is the source of his villainous power
I'll find a way to cut that and he'll reveal he's just a dainty little flower!
THE MEGAS:
I want to be the one who fights for justice, I want to be the one
(I've got to be the one)
I want to be the one who fights against you, Dr. Wily
BRENTALFLOSS: (Simultaneously)
Mega man, mega man...
Although I like your mustache
THE MEGAS:
My name is Mega Man, and I'll do all I can to save mankind.
BRENTALFLOSS: (Simultaneously)
Gotta run gotta run now, gotta run gotta run now, jump or fall
Gotta run gotta run now, Andy Warhol
Gonna get gonna get you once and for all,
I am Mega Man, here's my mega plan, you're pwned!
THE MEGAS:
In the year 200X, Dr. Light created a super robot named Mega Man
Mega Man defeated Dr. Wily once.
Now, Dr. Wily has created eight new robots of his own.
My name is Mega Man, and I'll do all I can to save mankind.
BRENTALFLOSS:
Gotta run gotta run now, gotta run gotta run now, and spryly,
Gotta climb gotta climb now, way up highly
Gonna get gonna get you, Dr. Wily
I am Mega Man, here's my mega plan, pwn you!
THE MEGAS:
Metal Man.
BRENTALFLOSS:
Bubble Man!
THE MEGAS:
Air Man.
BRENTALFLOSS:
Quick Man!
THE MEGAS:
Wood Man.
BRENTALFLOSS:
Heat Man!
THE MEGAS:
Flash Man.
BRENTALFLOSS:
Crash Man.
THE MEGAS:
Defeated.
BRENTALFLOSS:
Yeah!
THE MEGAS:
I want to be the one who fights for justice, I want to be the one
(I've got to be the one)
I want to be the one who fights against you, Dr. Wily
BRENTALFLOSS:
Although I like your mustache.
THE MEGAS:
I've been built by Dr. Light, a robot built to fight for what's right against wrong.
BRENTALFLOSS
I am Mega Man, that's my mega plan, fly fly!
THE MEGAS:
I will save all of you, it's Mega Man part two, I'm dressed in blue, this is my song.
BRENTALFLOSS:
Yes, it shall be known, Wily shall be pwned, that's you!
Gotta run gotta run now, gotta run gotta swim too, like a merman
Gotta run gotta run now, Ingmar Bergman
Gonna get gonna get that tiny German
Yeah, this game is grand, yeah it's Mega Man part two!
Part three was good and four was pretty good, and five and six were okay,
but seven makes the cherubim cry
Wuh-Pow pow!
THE MEGAS:
I can't believe how much I fought
BRENTALFLOSS:
Me either dude.
THE MEGAS:
I beat your eight robots, it's time you're stopped, Dr. Wily.
BRENTALFLOSS:
Here we go!
THE MEGAS:
Ready, it's time to get set, put on your blue helmet, this time we'll get Dr. Wily
BRENTALFLOSS: (Simultaneously)
Gotta run gotta run now, gotta run gotta run now, Guy Smiley
Gotta run gotta run now, Bill O'Reilly
Gonna get gonna get you, Dr. Wily,
I am Mega Man...
THE MEGAS AND BRENTALFLOSS:
Let's get him!
BRENTALFLOSS:
You know They say his mustache is the source of his villainous power
I'll find a way to cut that and he'll reveal he's just a dainty little flower!
THE MEGAS:
I want to be the one who fights for justice, I want to be the one
(I've got to be the one)
I want to be the one who fights against you, Dr. Wily
BRENTALFLOSS: (Simultaneously)
Mega man, mega man...
Although I like your mustache
THE MEGAS:
My name is Mega Man, and I'll do all I can to save mankind.
BRENTALFLOSS: (Simultaneously)
Gotta run gotta run now, gotta run gotta run now, jump or fall
Gotta run gotta run now, Andy Warhol
Gonna get gonna get you once and for all,
I am Mega Man, here's my mega plan, you're pwned!