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Breaking news regarding a horrific tragedy with our nation's s***e program. Apparently there has been a malfunction of unknown origin aboard the USS Gloria, the manned s***ecraft currently in orbit around the Saturn moon t**an. Preliminary reports are saying that the s***ecraft began venting gasses into s***e that propelled it into the dark side of t**an. The crew is now out of radio contact, and officials at the Johnson s***e Center in Houston, Texas, believe that the possibilities of the crew surviving a landing on the moon to be very very slim. Right now they are hoping that the crafthas somehow remained in a stagnant position in the eclipsed orbit of t**an, which would allow for their survival until a rescue effort could be executed. Presently there is no way for us to know whether they are alive or dead. Our hopes and prayers go out with you all. Godspeed.
Breaking news regarding a horrific tragedy with our nation's s***e program. Apparently there has been a malfunction of unknown origin aboard the USS Gloria, the manned s***ecraft currently in orbit around the Saturn moon t**an. Preliminary reports are saying that the s***ecraft began venting gasses into s***e that propelled it into the dark side of t**an. The crew is now out of radio contact, and officials at the Johnson s***e Center in Houston, Texas, believe that the possibilities of the crew surviving a landing on the moon to be very very slim. Right now they are hoping that the crafthas somehow remained in a stagnant position in the eclipsed orbit of t**an, which would allow for their survival until a rescue effort could be executed. Presently there is no way for us to know whether they are alive or dead. Our hopes and prayers go out with you all. Godspeed.