"This part, I don't know if this really happened or I dreamt it later, or wha- I mean, I'm fighting this bat off all alone, and I'll be d***ed if I didn't get really... turned on."
"You know, I was in mortal combat with a f****** bat, give me a break!"
"Aaaaahhhh!" (death scream)
"I'm a vampire! Kill me! Kill me!"
"Vampire, you idiot! Nosferatu!"
"Christ! The tortures of the daaamned!"
"I'm a vampire! I can prove it!"
"I guess I was... pretty h****. I was drunk too. That was it. I had a little to drink. I was a little drunk. Plus, I was h****."
"Don't rape me... / Rape you? I will!"
*bat screech*
"Boo HOO! Boo HOO!"
"Hey... hey... I'm a vampire, a real vampire!"
"I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire!"
"Go ahead! Kill me!"
"Well, the fact is I did murder someone last night. I turned into a vampire, it's a long story... / Goodness!"
"You know, I was in mortal combat with a f****** bat, give me a break!"
"Aaaaahhhh!" (death scream)
"I'm a vampire! Kill me! Kill me!"
"Vampire, you idiot! Nosferatu!"
"Christ! The tortures of the daaamned!"
"I'm a vampire! I can prove it!"
"I guess I was... pretty h****. I was drunk too. That was it. I had a little to drink. I was a little drunk. Plus, I was h****."
"Don't rape me... / Rape you? I will!"
*bat screech*
"Boo HOO! Boo HOO!"
"Hey... hey... I'm a vampire, a real vampire!"
"I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire!"
"Go ahead! Kill me!"
"Well, the fact is I did murder someone last night. I turned into a vampire, it's a long story... / Goodness!"