Beach-Life Is Tough Lyrics

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if i can't have fun, why should the others ?
if i can't catch sun, why should the others ?
beach-life is tough
if you have a cough
the beach is no fun
if you're allergic to sun
the beach should be told
that i got a cold
in fact that is why i feel like a stupid dolt

the weather is so good
that i could puke
the waves reach so high
that i could only cry
so sunburn to all
with pain until fall
i'd like to hit their faces like a punching ball
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if i can't have fun, why should the others ?
if i can't catch sun, why should the others ?
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the beach is not the place to be
at least that holds true for me
however, i'm still a child of the city
and those swimming-trunks don't fit me well
the sea has got an awful smell
and my skin still looks like cheesecake