Thanks for the Add Lyrics

gimme the mic cause i'm taking my life
in an unexpected new direction
i could care less about your b******
or that your daddy never gave you very much attention
i'm the same as i used to be
but i'm doing my best to make a good impression
i don't wanna go on but i don't wanna be long
in this condition

did you know that i'm your biggest fan?
i just wanna thank you for the add
can i introduce you to my dad
stop
cause i'm feeling like a dead man
or the way i seem
cause i'm living under ground with a fake ID
cause i'm a dead man
or the way i seem
cause i'm twitching and i'm learning slowly
i'm turning my cell phone on in the middle of the interview
i'm digging a shallow grave to eliminate my point of view
gotta get suggestions how best to get your attention, tell you i'm cool
i don't wanna go on but i don't wanna be long
in this condition

cause i'm feeling like a dead man or the way i seem
cause i'm living under ground with a fake ID
cause i'm a dead man or the way i seem
cause i'm twitching and i'm learning slowly