[Skit:]
Oh s***, you look cute as hell.
Now you move over here and let me start massaging that fine a** of your's.
What the f***'s up with these b******?
I got d*** for days but these hoes wanna keep their face buried in some p****!?
b**** You ain't even gay.
[Verse 1:]
She got a Katy Perry ringtone, plays it like a theme song. Kissed a girl and liked it, now she's swearin' off the ding dong. Back and forth like ping pong, she really strictly d***y, now Madonna scorin' Britney now the b**** is strictly licky. Suck a d***, suck a t***y, she don't really give a f***, and rainbow or her preice mean she always gettin' lucky. Had her first fish platter on her girlfriend's futon, hidden valley, tossin' salad, lickin' on a crouton. No shame in this fake b**** game, swervin' in and out of traffic, never stayin' in her own lane. She want a piece of cake and yeah she wanna eat it too, pay her some attention and the b**** will go down eatin' you.
[Chorus:]
Be actin' Lezbehonest. No more trips for you down south.
Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the p**** out yo mouth.
You love the peter! b**** don't lie. You love the c***!
Don't even try. No more pooter! No more coochie! VaJayJay time to say good bye.
[Verse 2:]
Girls gone by, Spring break, college road trip in some wet t-shirts, wrestlin' in cool whip. Flash a nipple, slap a p**** for attention. Just turned eighteen, now she on a f*****' mission. Got a make her daddy listen, maybe show a little anger four shots of jagermister, tongue kiss a perfect stranger. Three, Four fingers deep in some bleach blonde bimbo, a double headed d**** beatin' like it's Kimbo. Put in on the YouTube. The pictures on the Myspace, just so I can peep it, wish the b**** would sit on my face. Two straight broads tongue kissin' by the swimmin' pool, fake d*** b****** eatin' coochie 'cause it's cool.
[Chorus:]
Be actin' Lezbehonest.
No more trips for you down south.
Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the p**** out yo mouth.
b**** you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it.
b**** you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it.
b**** you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it.
b**** you know you want it.
b**** you know you want it.
Never gonna beat her, now you're lickin' on the cooter.
One day she was your friend and the next she wasn't screwin'
Now I'm massed out with no luck, can't even get my d*** sucked.
Jerkin' off in the corner watchin' her and you f***.
[Verse 3:]
Don't get your panties twisted, s*** I love them freaky b******. Daisy chains, runnin' trains, girl on girl and p**** fistin'. All I'm rally tryin' to say, girl just don't claim your a** is gay. I laid the pipe the other day and f***** your girlfriend the other day. Tell the truth, don't even trip. you know you like to wrap them lips around a peter lick the tip 'cause little girls don't come equipped. b**** please, you ain't right, what you really tryin' to prove carpet muchin', donkey punchin' cause you claim you're so confused. Yeah I push my d*** on hard to see you sixty-ninin' neden. But to rise up on your cake won't be the case up at your weddin'. Put in perspective cut the act you ain't no l******, just a trick who love the d*** but Perpetrate a l******.
[Chorus:]
Be actin' Lezbehonest. No more trips for you down south.
Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the p**** out yo mouth.
You love the peter! b**** don't lie. You love the c***!
Don't even try. No more pooter! No more coochie! VaJayJay time to say good bye.
[Skit:]
After all, we're just two lonely b****** on the loose for the weekend.
Yeah, I bet your little a** is on fire.
You'll be a new woman when I'm finished working on you.
Oh s***, you look cute as hell.
Now you move over here and let me start massaging that fine a** of your's.
What the f***'s up with these b******?
I got d*** for days but these hoes wanna keep their face buried in some p****!?
b**** You ain't even gay.
[Verse 1:]
She got a Katy Perry ringtone, plays it like a theme song. Kissed a girl and liked it, now she's swearin' off the ding dong. Back and forth like ping pong, she really strictly d***y, now Madonna scorin' Britney now the b**** is strictly licky. Suck a d***, suck a t***y, she don't really give a f***, and rainbow or her preice mean she always gettin' lucky. Had her first fish platter on her girlfriend's futon, hidden valley, tossin' salad, lickin' on a crouton. No shame in this fake b**** game, swervin' in and out of traffic, never stayin' in her own lane. She want a piece of cake and yeah she wanna eat it too, pay her some attention and the b**** will go down eatin' you.
[Chorus:]
Be actin' Lezbehonest. No more trips for you down south.
Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the p**** out yo mouth.
You love the peter! b**** don't lie. You love the c***!
Don't even try. No more pooter! No more coochie! VaJayJay time to say good bye.
[Verse 2:]
Girls gone by, Spring break, college road trip in some wet t-shirts, wrestlin' in cool whip. Flash a nipple, slap a p**** for attention. Just turned eighteen, now she on a f*****' mission. Got a make her daddy listen, maybe show a little anger four shots of jagermister, tongue kiss a perfect stranger. Three, Four fingers deep in some bleach blonde bimbo, a double headed d**** beatin' like it's Kimbo. Put in on the YouTube. The pictures on the Myspace, just so I can peep it, wish the b**** would sit on my face. Two straight broads tongue kissin' by the swimmin' pool, fake d*** b****** eatin' coochie 'cause it's cool.
[Chorus:]
Be actin' Lezbehonest.
No more trips for you down south.
Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the p**** out yo mouth.
b**** you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it.
b**** you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it.
b**** you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it.
b**** you know you want it.
b**** you know you want it.
Never gonna beat her, now you're lickin' on the cooter.
One day she was your friend and the next she wasn't screwin'
Now I'm massed out with no luck, can't even get my d*** sucked.
Jerkin' off in the corner watchin' her and you f***.
[Verse 3:]
Don't get your panties twisted, s*** I love them freaky b******. Daisy chains, runnin' trains, girl on girl and p**** fistin'. All I'm rally tryin' to say, girl just don't claim your a** is gay. I laid the pipe the other day and f***** your girlfriend the other day. Tell the truth, don't even trip. you know you like to wrap them lips around a peter lick the tip 'cause little girls don't come equipped. b**** please, you ain't right, what you really tryin' to prove carpet muchin', donkey punchin' cause you claim you're so confused. Yeah I push my d*** on hard to see you sixty-ninin' neden. But to rise up on your cake won't be the case up at your weddin'. Put in perspective cut the act you ain't no l******, just a trick who love the d*** but Perpetrate a l******.
[Chorus:]
Be actin' Lezbehonest. No more trips for you down south.
Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the p**** out yo mouth.
You love the peter! b**** don't lie. You love the c***!
Don't even try. No more pooter! No more coochie! VaJayJay time to say good bye.
[Skit:]
After all, we're just two lonely b****** on the loose for the weekend.
Yeah, I bet your little a** is on fire.
You'll be a new woman when I'm finished working on you.