Read a Book Lyrics

[Intro: imitating Lil' Jon perfectly]
(m************ ain't ready)

YYEEAAAAHHH!
(f****** they ain't ready)

What's up y'all? (Hahaha) This your boy D'Mite (ha)...see I usually do songs with like...hooks and concepts and s*** right?

But f*** that (f*** that) man I'm trying to go platinum. So I'm 'bout to rock this s***. Check this out y'all...uh

[joined in by East Side Boys soundalikes]

[Chorus x4]
Read a book [x2]
Read a m***********' book

[Bridge x4]
R-E-A-D A B-O-OK!

[Verse 1 x4]
Not a sports page (what?), not a magazine (who?)
But a book n****, a f*****' book n**** (yeah!)

(put that s*** back one more time)
[Chorus x4]
Read a book [x2]
Read a m***********' book

[Bridge x4]
R-E-A-D A B-O-OK!

(come on let me get real hard core on their a****...)

[Backup voices occur randomly]

[Verse 2]

Raise your kids [x2]
Raise your g****** kids!
[x4]
Your body needs water...so drink that s***! [x4]

Buy some land, buy some land (what?)...f*** spinning rims! [x4]

Brush your teeth [x2]
Brush your g****** teeth!
[x4]

Wear deodorant n****! [x8]

It's called Speedstick (b****!) it's not expensive (b****!) [x4] [last one doesn't end with b**** and has him laughing in the background]

[Chorus x4]
Read a book [x2]
Read a m***********' book

[Bridge x2]
R-E-A-D A B-O-OK!
[fades out quickly]