Big b*** Lyrics

There I was just walkin' down the street,
When these real fine ladies said "Come have a seat"
I tried to sit down, in the chair,
And my b*** just spreaded it everywhere.
I got a Big b***, a Big b***...
Huh, a Big b***, a Big b*** - huhh.

I'd like to drive a car but my b***'s too wide.
My car's the one that leans to the side.
I was driving down the street to the picture show,
My b*** hangin' out the car window.
My b***'s real big, I don't care,
I ride the bus they charge me double-fare.

I got a Big b***, a Big b***...
A Big b***, a Big b*** - Break down!

Scratch it. Scratch it.
Scratch it, scratch it,
Scratch that b***!

I don't have to scratch
(No)
I don't have to cut
(No)
I don't have to scratch
(No)
Huhh, I'm a human big b***!
Huhh, huh-uh-huhh a-huh-a-huhh (etc.)

I got a big b***, I am a good sport.
I clear the lanes on the basketball court.
I work real hard down at the gym,
Tryin' to lose some inches of my big rear end.

I got a Big b***, a Big b***...
A Big b***, a Big b*** - huhh.

I was going to the game to see the L.A. Raiders
Couldn't get out of those little elevators.
I was trying to get out, I was doing my part...
All of a sudden I think I had to... go eat a hot dog!
Huh-huh, heh heh-heh.
I got the real big bootie in my neighborhood,
All the girls like to slap me cause it feels real good.
I like my big b*** because it's so unique,
Not everyone has a custom-made toilet seat.
Huh. huh-huh, huh, huh, huh-huh

I got a Big b***, a Big b***
Big b***, a Big b***
(Bobby Jimmy)
Big b***, a Big b***
Big b***, a Big b***
[repeats]

Ya know baby, this is Bobby Jimmy
Yes I got a big b***,
When I sit around the house,
I sit AROUND THE HOUSE.
Hah heh-heh-heh heh yes, yes, yes-yes.

I got a Big b***, a Big b***
Big b***, a Big b***
Big b***, a Big b***
Big b***, a Big b***