The Day My Lemon Died Lyrics

A long long time ago I can still remember
How driving used to make me smile
And I knew that if I had new wheels
That I could get more gropes and feels
And maybe I'd get lucky once in a while
But Febuary made me shiver
My heating system would not deliver
Oil on my driveway, no power on the highway
And I can't remember if I cried
When my carburator coughed and sighed
I knew I'd taken my last ride
The day my lemon died
Left me saying bye bye to the lemon of mine
Left it smokin' on the highway
When my bettery died
My tranny slips because my linkage was fried
Then my engine threw a rod and it died
The engine threw a rod and it died
Well it hacked and wheezed but it got me there
And I spent a fortune on repairs
I'm going to leave this death trap sit right there
Oh, the only way to slow it down
Was to drag both feet upon the ground
Fred Flintstone would be proud
If the mother weren't so loud
Well the fenders rattled really bad
And the tires were balder than my dad
And I realize that I'd been had
The day my lemon died
Left me singing bye bye to the lemon of mine
Left it smokin' on the highway
When my bettery died
My tranny slips because my linkage was fried
Then my engine threw a rod and it died
My engine threw a rod and it died