[Parody of "Strawberry Fields Forever" by The Beatles]
Let me take you down to Yankee Stadium where Strawberry fields, While making drug deals, And nothing seems to dry him out, Strawberry rehabs forever,
Living is easy for sports pro's who put their fannies in the seats, A superstar can get messed up but he can still cash out if he can hit two-ninety-three.
And he won't come down, 'Cause he love's his toot, When Strawberry fields, He's making drug deals As long as he can hit 'em out, Strawberrys stash lasts forever,
Now when he's swinging its strike three, I'll bet he must be high on blow, And all the little kids will think that its alright to get real high and grab a bat.
Let me take you down to Yankee Stadium where Strawberry fields, While making drug deals, They're never gonna kick him out,
Strawberry rehabs forever (X2), He'll probably relapse forever.
"Hey look man, I thought I told you never to call me at the game? Hey look I probably oughtta go I gotta fly ball comin' at me, OK I'll talk to ya later"
Let me take you down to Yankee Stadium where Strawberry fields, While making drug deals, And nothing seems to dry him out, Strawberry rehabs forever,
Living is easy for sports pro's who put their fannies in the seats, A superstar can get messed up but he can still cash out if he can hit two-ninety-three.
And he won't come down, 'Cause he love's his toot, When Strawberry fields, He's making drug deals As long as he can hit 'em out, Strawberrys stash lasts forever,
Now when he's swinging its strike three, I'll bet he must be high on blow, And all the little kids will think that its alright to get real high and grab a bat.
Let me take you down to Yankee Stadium where Strawberry fields, While making drug deals, They're never gonna kick him out,
Strawberry rehabs forever (X2), He'll probably relapse forever.
"Hey look man, I thought I told you never to call me at the game? Hey look I probably oughtta go I gotta fly ball comin' at me, OK I'll talk to ya later"