Police stop my car
Police stop my car
The police made me stop
Walk a straight line and blow a balloon up
Police stop my car
Police stop my car
The police made me stop
Walk a straight line and blow a balloon up
They wanna wish me a sober Christmas
That's why they always pull me over Christmas
They say they're just making sure
That there's no open bottles in my car
They wanna wish me a sober Christmas
That's why they always pull me over Christmas
They say they're just making sure
That there's no open bottles in my car
Police roadblock
Police roadblock
Police roadblock
I can smell the donuts as they smell my breath
Police roadblock
Police roadblock
Police roadblock
I can smell the donuts as they smell my breath
They wanna wish me a sober Christmas
That's why they always pull me over Christmas
They're gonna let me out on bail this Christmas
From the bottom of their hearts
Police lock me up
Police lock me up
The police lock me up
'Cause when I blew, I blew a 2.1
Police stop my car
The police made me stop
Walk a straight line and blow a balloon up
Police stop my car
Police stop my car
The police made me stop
Walk a straight line and blow a balloon up
They wanna wish me a sober Christmas
That's why they always pull me over Christmas
They say they're just making sure
That there's no open bottles in my car
They wanna wish me a sober Christmas
That's why they always pull me over Christmas
They say they're just making sure
That there's no open bottles in my car
Police roadblock
Police roadblock
Police roadblock
I can smell the donuts as they smell my breath
Police roadblock
Police roadblock
Police roadblock
I can smell the donuts as they smell my breath
They wanna wish me a sober Christmas
That's why they always pull me over Christmas
They're gonna let me out on bail this Christmas
From the bottom of their hearts
Police lock me up
Police lock me up
The police lock me up
'Cause when I blew, I blew a 2.1