I Can't Drive (I'm 65) Lyrics

(Parody of I Can't Drive 55 by Van Halen)

One foot in the grave and one on the gas, hey
Well I'm blockin' traffic they can't pass, no
So I made a quick illegal turn
And I left that doggone blinker on again
You know I got my license back in '45
Most my friends are barely alive
I take these pills just to survive
I can't drive I'm 65

"Roadhog!"
So I'm toolin' right along im my Oldsmobile, yeah
And I can't see over the steerin' wheel, no
I take a stop sign out and a mailbox too
At the railroad crossing I drive right through
They Say,"Wait!"

I don't go faster than 25
Card in my wallet says you shouldn't revive
Flunked my eye test
Gave 'em a bribe
I can't drive I'm 65
Oh yeah, I can't drive I'm 65
I can't drive I'm 65
I can't drive I'm 65
I can't drive...
"Oh, Magoo. You've done it again"