Frosty the Pervert Lyrics

Frosty the pervert
in a trench coat he did go
to a the school yard to expose his d*** and b**** made out of snow
frosty the pervert
all the kids he liked to watch
his d*** did grow when he packed snow
on his cold and icy crotch

there must have must have been some magic
when he stroked his frozen meat
cause frosty started moaning loud
and it began to sleet

frosty the pervert
was as glad as he could get
he threw away his corn cob pipe
and lit a ciggerette

frosty the pervert
didnt want to go to jail
he began to run
while dripping c**
and the cops picked up his trail
down to the village
his d*** melting in his hand
running here and there
all around the square
yelling "catch me if you can."

they chased him down the streets of town
right to a vice squad cop
who shoved a night stick right up his a**
and frosty screamed "dont stop OOOO!!"
frosty the pervert
was locked up that very day
but he did not cry
as he waved good bye knowing he'd be back someday

beating his meat
all over the streets
look at frosty go

sliding his hands
all over his glands
his c**, as white as snow