The Mummy Lyrics

- I'm a mummy. I scare people. Watch what happens when I walk up to somebody. I'm a mummy.
- Aaaaahh!
- I was born one thousand nine hundred and fity-nine years ago. My daddy was a mummy, too. Watch what happens when I walk up to somebody. I'm a mummy.
- Aaaaahh!
- I don't try to scare people. I really came back to life to buy a copy of Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb, but people run from me. Watch what happens when I walk up to somebody. I'm a mummy.
- Aaaaahh!
- I wish there was somebody somewhere who wasn't afraid of me. Oh, well. Watch what happens when I walk up to somebody. I'm a mummy.
- That's cool.
- I'm a mummy.
- You mean you're a mother.
- No, I'm a mummy.
- I'm a beatnik.
- People are afraid of me.
- Yeah, I'll bet.
- I was born one thousand nine hundred and fifty-nine years ago.
- Oh, yeah, like that's a long gig.
- Where can I buy a copy of Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb?
- Oooh, man, I don't dig that trash. You know like Brubeck, Sherwin, modern jazz quartet?
- I'm a mummy.
- Man, you got a warped groove.
- Aren't you afraid of me? Aren't you gonna scream?
- Oh, yeah, like help.