(*) = men (man)
(@) = women (woman)
(#) = chorus
(*#) = male chorus
(@#) = female chorus
(@)
[giggles]
Bob, your moustache is tickling me,
down there.
You know, that's my parenium.
(*)
Well, technicly it's known as the parenium,
but I like to call it, your taint.
(@)
Taint? Why do you call it that?
(*)
Let me explain, honey.
There's a little spot
every woman's got
between her cooter and her tushy.
It's the patch of skin
that sits right in
between your booty and your bushy.
It's just a notch
below your crotch
and your derri�re's behind it.
In between the pink
and the stink
that's where your gonna find it.
Everybody sing!
(*#)
Some are big,
some are small,
some are hairy,
some are the meat.
Taint your heiny.
Taint your vaginy.
That's why we call it taint.
(@#)
Taint our heinies.
Taint our vaginies.
hat's why we call it taint.
(*)
It's like standing next to a portelet and a fish fry.
(@)
[sarcasticly] Ha, ha.
Now it's my turn.
There's a little spot
every fella's got
between his p***** and his r*****.
It's not your meat,
it's not your seat,
it's only there to connect 'em.
If you wanna glace
just drop your pants
it's hiding under your n******.
It's rarely seen
and it's rarely clean
because it's next to your b***crack.
Come on, girls!
(@#)
Some are big,
some are small,
some are hairy,
some are the meat.
Taint your bottom.
Taint your scrottom.
That's why we call it taint.
(*#)
Taint our bottoms.
Taint our scrottoms.
That's why we call it taint.
(@#)
Parenium, parenium.
(*#)
Come on ladies, let us see 'em.
(@#)
Some are skinny, some are fat.
(*)
Your's is bigger than a hat!
(#)
Some are big,
some are small,
some are hairy,
some are the meat.
(@)
Taint your pooter.
(*)
Taint your cooter.
(#)
That's why we call it taint.
(*#)
Taint you p***shoot.
(@#)
Taint your skinfloot.
(#)
That's why we call it taint.
That's why we call it taint!
(@) = women (woman)
(#) = chorus
(*#) = male chorus
(@#) = female chorus
(@)
[giggles]
Bob, your moustache is tickling me,
down there.
You know, that's my parenium.
(*)
Well, technicly it's known as the parenium,
but I like to call it, your taint.
(@)
Taint? Why do you call it that?
(*)
Let me explain, honey.
There's a little spot
every woman's got
between her cooter and her tushy.
It's the patch of skin
that sits right in
between your booty and your bushy.
It's just a notch
below your crotch
and your derri�re's behind it.
In between the pink
and the stink
that's where your gonna find it.
Everybody sing!
(*#)
Some are big,
some are small,
some are hairy,
some are the meat.
Taint your heiny.
Taint your vaginy.
That's why we call it taint.
(@#)
Taint our heinies.
Taint our vaginies.
hat's why we call it taint.
(*)
It's like standing next to a portelet and a fish fry.
(@)
[sarcasticly] Ha, ha.
Now it's my turn.
There's a little spot
every fella's got
between his p***** and his r*****.
It's not your meat,
it's not your seat,
it's only there to connect 'em.
If you wanna glace
just drop your pants
it's hiding under your n******.
It's rarely seen
and it's rarely clean
because it's next to your b***crack.
Come on, girls!
(@#)
Some are big,
some are small,
some are hairy,
some are the meat.
Taint your bottom.
Taint your scrottom.
That's why we call it taint.
(*#)
Taint our bottoms.
Taint our scrottoms.
That's why we call it taint.
(@#)
Parenium, parenium.
(*#)
Come on ladies, let us see 'em.
(@#)
Some are skinny, some are fat.
(*)
Your's is bigger than a hat!
(#)
Some are big,
some are small,
some are hairy,
some are the meat.
(@)
Taint your pooter.
(*)
Taint your cooter.
(#)
That's why we call it taint.
(*#)
Taint you p***shoot.
(@#)
Taint your skinfloot.
(#)
That's why we call it taint.
That's why we call it taint!