Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays
But they could probably tie the knot in like fifty different ways
I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it,
A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock (stalk) it,
And girl, if your into a rimmin its only safe if your swimming,
And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women.
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
My s**** so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin
Girl im gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies
Youll bleed for so long youll get monthly ellipses.
If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete (re-pleat) ya.
You're a first time vegan and its nice to meet (meat) ya
I'm bo yo
And I'm the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g spot
Go to a
v***** orchard, count 1,2,3
Spin that plant around you got a third world country
That's right, consider yourself warned
I'm offensive and creative like handicapped p***
Your playing with your b******, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?
Your pushin em together like a t***y Venn Diagram
Look at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram?
Right below your diaphram, a** looks like your hidin ham.
First base, were making out
Second base, I'm getting faked out.
Third base, I'm getting take out
And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out
But I just don't know I said I just don't care
My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear
Cause you can smell and spell my stink
B.O. lingers and it makes you think
[Chorus]
Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts,
I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze
I'm like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.
Cause I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty Mayonnaise.
My girl is epileptic cause shes the one I'm jerkin with
Common you asian child laborer show me what your workin with...
Cause theres an inverse relationship between respect and sects
I'm talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect
That says you cant have s** with members of different sects,
but you cant have s** with members of the same s**
So if the sects cant be different, the s** can be same,
then the only s** left is some left hand shame
And girl I left you cause u left the game and
if that don't feel right then u can write my name
[Chorus]
Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics
I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics
This isn't about ironic pigment
If you're imagining this then I'm a chronic figment.
My junks so long that it hangs and swings,
so at the nude baech people think I'm lookin for lost rings
Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings and
if you want to take it all wear African neck rings.
Haters call me gay, but that ain't hatin
Cuase I'm not h***phobic, my morals are straight and
If I'm in the closet then you are below me (blow me)
Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homie
But they could probably tie the knot in like fifty different ways
I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it,
A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock (stalk) it,
And girl, if your into a rimmin its only safe if your swimming,
And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women.
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
My s**** so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin
Girl im gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies
Youll bleed for so long youll get monthly ellipses.
If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete (re-pleat) ya.
You're a first time vegan and its nice to meet (meat) ya
I'm bo yo
And I'm the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g spot
Go to a
v***** orchard, count 1,2,3
Spin that plant around you got a third world country
That's right, consider yourself warned
I'm offensive and creative like handicapped p***
Your playing with your b******, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?
Your pushin em together like a t***y Venn Diagram
Look at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram?
Right below your diaphram, a** looks like your hidin ham.
First base, were making out
Second base, I'm getting faked out.
Third base, I'm getting take out
And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out
But I just don't know I said I just don't care
My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear
Cause you can smell and spell my stink
B.O. lingers and it makes you think
[Chorus]
Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts,
I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze
I'm like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.
Cause I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty Mayonnaise.
My girl is epileptic cause shes the one I'm jerkin with
Common you asian child laborer show me what your workin with...
Cause theres an inverse relationship between respect and sects
I'm talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect
That says you cant have s** with members of different sects,
but you cant have s** with members of the same s**
So if the sects cant be different, the s** can be same,
then the only s** left is some left hand shame
And girl I left you cause u left the game and
if that don't feel right then u can write my name
[Chorus]
Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics
I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics
This isn't about ironic pigment
If you're imagining this then I'm a chronic figment.
My junks so long that it hangs and swings,
so at the nude baech people think I'm lookin for lost rings
Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings and
if you want to take it all wear African neck rings.
Haters call me gay, but that ain't hatin
Cuase I'm not h***phobic, my morals are straight and
If I'm in the closet then you are below me (blow me)
Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homie